1. Oh? Are you talking about yourself now? Because I think you're fat, too.
2. Oh, are you on an elevator? I couldn't tell because you're not on my level.
3. No, no, I'm listening. I'd just rather be listening to better comebacks.
4. I like nature. Do you, despite what it did to your face?
5. Now I know where Yo Mama jokes come from...
6. I am all about awesomeness. You are all about making fun of people. Not awesome.
7. Eating a jar of rotten bugs and animal flesh is like watching you smile.
8. Seeing your face is like a horror movie without the 'like'.
9. If someone ever liked you on Facebook, they have dyslexia.
10. I don't care what you think or what you say. Laugh and talk all you want, your opinion will never matter to me. Only mine will. (I did hat on someone before. Believe me, it works.)
11. You gonna actually say a good comeback now?
12. Knock knock?
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, you looked in the mirror?
13. Tell me something I don't know. Also, I know that your face looks and smells like manure and boogers. Please, continue with your nonsense.
14. Both your face and your voice remind me of a dying animal. Did I mention that your singing sounds just as beautiful as a cow yelling at a goat that is eating a dying duck?
15. When you're singing along to One Direction, the only direction your voice is going is towards the underworld.
BONUS!!!
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the underworld? I think I can answer that for you...
