My sister has a stuffed 1D guitar, and I made a song with it about the boys' journeys from the X Factor up until now. Here's the song! Enjoy!
There once lived five boys
Four from the UK and one from Ireland
They were on the X Factor
And somehow, one got stung by a sea urchin
Even though the four other boys didn't know him, they carried him to safety
This is the story of...
Niall, Harry, Zayn, Louis and Liam!
Niall is the hungry, Irish one
Harry's the one that lives cats and punny jokes
Zayn was engaged to Perrie Edwards
Louis has a big butt, maybe because if carrots
And Liam has one kidney and hates dirty spoons
Everything suddenly went hay-wire after Zayn left the band
And this was all after the release of Four
Louis got very mad when Zayn made music with Naughty Boy instead of 1D and let out his anger on Twitter
And you can't forget that Zayn released a song but Louis didn't let it happen
After all of the fighting, Zaughty Boy was over and all the boys were friends once more
But now it's just,
Niall, Harry, Louis and Liam!
Speaking of Louis, he's gonna be a father with Briana Jungwurth
Of course, after he and Eleanor broke up
Sofia Smith and Liam are probably getting married
Zayn and Perrie ended the engagement
Harry used to be with Taylor Swift
And Niall is becoming great friends with Rory Mcllory...
Niall made it official that the band is going hiatus after the fifth album, but only for a year
And who knows what's next for...
Niall James Horan
Harold Edward Styles
Louis or Lewis William Tomlinson or Austin, it's complicated
Liam James Payne
And Zain Javed Malik?
That's the story of Niall, Harry, Zayn, Louis and Liam!
