Quail ludes

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Mammon slammed his fists down on the table.

"That's ridiculous! I had everything riding on this god damn shoot, I was gonna make it big!" The boy cried

His face was flushed with anguish

"Jesus...calm down, you were never going to make it big Mammon" Satan chided

The eldest of the two snarled

"Fuck you" the demon of greed spat

I entered the room, I had been listening in on the conversation like the sneaky little eavesdropper that I am and felt as if now...was the perfect time to interject

"You know Mammon, even if nobody else thinks your hot...I do" I smiled

Satan's head rolled back and his body shook with laughter

"You are such a bitch y/n!" The blonde chuckled

"I love it"

"Well I don't!!!" Mammon screamed

"What is wrong with you now?" Lucifer said, appearing from the backrooms like a ratched wraith

"My dreams are dead brother, dead!"
The boy feigned, his hand pressed dramatically over his forehead.

"Wow" the oldest scoffed

He took a seat beside Satan and crossed his arms, subtly mirroring the demon of wrath's posture.

Suddenly there was a loud sqeeeling coming from down the halls.

The boys and I turned our heads towards the sound, expressions twisted into curious but annoyed glances.

I grimaced, I knew what was coming....and it wasn't good for Mammon.

Asmodeus came to a screeching holt in front of the dining table.

"Guess what!!!"

*Jazz hands*

The fourth brother said, exasperated and giddy like an over caffeinated child.

Nobody spoke, Mammons face was drawn to the floor. Head hanging low like a disparaged little boy.

Satan smirked.

Lucifer was stone faced, as usual.

"I got the part!! I am gonna be famous!!!"

"Ahhhhh!!!" I screamed in unison, forgetting that I was supposed to weep with my broken hearted boyfriend.

"What the actual fuck" mammon spat

He raised his head and his eyes twisted with wrath.

"Well I'll be damned" I pretended to be shocked

"You already are" Satan chuckled

Mammons face writhed and curled with rage, his lips began flapping in the wind as curse word after curse word rolled from his tongue and slashed at Asmodeous.

"Wow okay, rough" the brother replied solemnly

"I thought you would all be happy for me but I was WRONG!!" He cried

"Why would you ever think such a thing?" Lucifer muttered

He had his eyes locked on his crouch, not caring for the conversation

"What are you looking at?" Satan interjected

"Is Diavolo down there?" I joked

Satan's head once again flew back, he laughed like a maniac and it was kinda hot

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