Cunts. (A true gender neutral Australian greeting)
I cannot remember if we already discovered the gender so do remind me by complaining in the comments.
Now let the blood bath begin.
"I CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE GIVING BIRTH WITHOUT SOME SORT OF 💊"
"Y/n pls calm down ur scaring the father"
Mammon was curled up in the corner of the room rocking back and forth.
"Ffs i am scaring him? He's not the one about to push a human steak from his cooter!!"
"Ma'am if you could please calm down-"
I leaned over my buldging stomach and snatched a thong from my foot and slapped the doctor so hard in the face he lost his stethoscope. 🩴
"Shut the fuck up i want a female doctor your a dickhead"
The nurses rushed in with 💉💉💉
It was at this moment i noticed lucifers face was plastered against the window and mammon had risen from the floor and taken a seat beside me.
"Oh my god this cannot be happening!!!"
"Y/n its gonna be ok" mammon said, in an attempt to reassure me.
"Jesus fuck, should we call your parents?" He added
"Neither of those jackasses care about me, thats why i voluntarily went to hell...i mean christ nobody goes to hell unless they were abused as a child"
"Wow ok" doc said awkwardly, adjusting his scope.
"Your still here?!" Mammon and i said in equally aggresive unison.
"Can i come in....please" lucifer said in a muffled voice, his lips practically frenching the glass.
"No!" The two of us yelled
"Alrighty i will fetch a...*insert whatever tf they call people who do baby delivery shit idk man i dont have kids im practically 5, plus nobody gets laid when they write things like this*
"We are just gonna shoot some fluids into your body containing pain meds that will make you high as a kite so good luck" one of the nurses said, approaching with a placid smile and a needle she was tapping.
"Uh huh...?" I said suspiciously
"And we're off!" The doctor said pulling some gloves up his arms, he pulled them so tight half of the sleeves tore off so he just had latex fingertips.
"Dear god"
"God can't save you now were in hell"
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Obey Me ~ Lucifer X Reader ~ Luci Tales
FanficA series of adventures with Lucifer and his brothers. Featuring big titty anime bitches and Captain jack sparrow. When I wrote this I was not in my right mind yet I thought why not lose the 5 followers I do have. #diavoloandluci :) I'm turning this...
