Obey Me ~ Lucifer X Reader ~ Luci Tales

Bathroom beatdown

The fridge light was on, the obnoxious smell of blue cheese wafted through the air on a perilous journey to my nostrils. The stench was palpable enough to kill a Rottweiler. I sucked it up, I had to find Diavolo's office and snoop through his shit whilst he slept. I snuck down the stairs in my dressing gown, my nips were hard from the frosty air and as I crept along the smell got stronger, the fridge light got brighter and illumined the ginger hair on the top of Beelzebub's head. I knew he was there, hunched over with his hands buried in a bag of crisps, probably with a vacant stare in his eyes as he munched away, like an 8 foot ginger zombie with abs. I was quiet as a mouse until my big toe snagged on a protruding nail and I fell ass over tits down the wooden slabs and right into the tiles below. I felt the blood, tasted it even. And then things went dark....darker than they already were considering it was 3AM.

"Y/N...."

Ruffling noises

"Y/N.....please wake up, don't be dead, I can't hide your corpse from Lucifer...."

Shuffling....

"Y/N, I have coke in my pocket"

"Huh?" I whisper, instinctively reaching for my busted face.

"Oh thank the devil your alive!" Beelzebub cried with relief

"Shhh, it's fuckin 3AM, be quiet you'll wake everyone up!" I swore

"I think you may have already woken up Satan, he's a light sleeper, like a cat...you have to be quick, slow and practically a ghost to get past his bedroom"

"I'm nowhere near his bedroom, why are you up anyway Beel? Can't you wait til morning to stuff your face?" I groaned

"What are you doing up Y/N, your the one sneaking around...at least with me everyone expects me to be up" Beel muttered between mouthfuls of the crisps that he had never dropped

"Mind ya business"

I gathered myself up and it was at this moment I realised I was butt naked besides my shear robe and Beel had just seemed to notice at the same time as I.

"Sorry dude, I didn't think I'd fall down the stairs.....or that anyone would notice me in the dark"

"You wear glow in the dark nipple tassels most of the time so I'm surprised you didn't collect moths" he replied nonchalantly

"I have to go" I said and I hurriedly got up and rushed to the bathroom.

Beelzebub turned back to the fridge, glanced in my general direction as me and my ass disappeared down the darkened halls and then back at the fridge...

I descended further into darkness and it was at this point I realised my glow in the dark nipple tassels would have come in handy right about now as I approached a room I had never previously entered.

DO NOT ENTER YOU SLUT

Was scribbled in bright yellow ink on a sign that hung loosely from the door.

"Huh?"

This couldn't be Diavolo's office, could it?
I shook my head and briskly walked past, blood dripped from my nose, the nose I figured was broken in seven places but it would have to wait, I needed to sus out this bastard and I really couldn't see shit.

"Why are you awake?"

The voice came from no where and I almost shat myself, in fact...

"JESUSWHEEZESASSFUCKER!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

It was Satan, he must have heard me and came out from the room with the yellow sign...

"Wait, that's YOUR bedroom. What's with the sign?"