A Hero and his fish ~ Back at it again

Mipha's new child

Link and Mipha went to Hyrule castle to talk to Zelda about something.

"Hi Mipha! Where's Link?" Zelda asked.

"Right here," said Mipha, pointing to the child holding her hand.

"Oh no! Did Link die and leave you a single child named Link? I'm so sorry!" Zelda bawled.

"Oh goddess," sighed Link.

"You let your children curse?" Zelda gasped.

"No, dummy. I'm Link!" he shouted. "Ask Purah, but you won't see her as old anymore! She's ten now!"

"How?" Zelda said. They explained it to her.

"So now you're five, and your children are older than you?" Zelda said.

"Sums up," Link shrugged.

"We came to ask you if there was a way to reverse the effects," Mipha said. "This relationship isn't legal anymore."

"Well, if I figured it out in my head, the best thing I can do for you is to pretend he's your child," Zelda said. "And plus, he's cute!"

"So I'm young forever now? I'm fine with that," Link said leaving.

"Wait where are you going?" Mipha called.

"Eh, feel like a Noble Pursuit," Link shrugged.

"That's illegal!" Zelda cried.

"Look at the craps I give, none," Link said closing the door. He walked down to a tavern. People looked at him as him tried to get on the barstool. They laughed. Link pulled out the master sword and used to to give him an extra push.

"Give me a Noble Pursuit," Link said. "And do it correct Jerry, you know how I like it."

They laughed some more as the owner handed him a glass of milk.

"Now when you finish, go running home to mommy," Jerry jeered. Link got up on the countertop and grabbed Jerry by the shirt.

"I am a grown man, my name is Link, I'm married, and I have to kids," Link growled.

"Sure you do, when you play house!" Jerry laughed. Link had about taken out his sword when Mipha burst in.

"Link, where have you been!" Mipha said. "Come here son!"

"Great goddess Mipha, would it kill you to leave me alone? I'm a grown man!" Link sighed. 

"Okay son," Mipha said, picking him up and pressing him into her chest, "Time to leave."

"I'm your fricking husband! Leave me the crap alone!" he said, right as they reached the door.

"Hehe, stop getting real life mixed with house son," Mipha said, walking out. When they were a good distance away from town, she started to yell at him. "I almost got in-"

Link was fast asleep, curled up in her chest.

"You're lucky you are a cute kid. Although, you don't look like you did in our childhood."