A Hero and his fish ~ Back at it again

Underneath the castle

All of Links friends and family were doing something, and Link was bored He was roaming around Hyrule castle, and soon he found a hole. Being a bored man child, Link jumped in. 

There he saw weird writing on walls, and drawings weird animal people. He saw saw weird torches that seemed to never go out, it was all generally weird. He continued and saw a strange, godlike beast. 

It was not unlike a Lynel, if the Lynel had a mans upper body and six arms. He wandered closer, there he saw it was being held down by a glowing hand, having the same markings as the one in the carvings. He saw the arm fall off, and the beast rise.

"Hylia, thanks for the fun!" Link said as the beast stared at him.

"Hello," it beckoned. "I am Ganondorf ruler of the-" 

"Yeah, I understand the bad guy shtick, if you've been captured by a weird gods hand, you might be bad," Link said, waling over. "Lets fight! But I'm missing an arm, eh, whatever."

Link clashed with the beast, it's six arms holding two of each type of weapon. The battle lasted an hour, there Link sat tired.

"Mr. Arm! Where did you go?" Link shouted.

"Right here," the arm said, taking shape.

What are you supposed to be?" Link asked.

"A Zonia, ancient rulers of the past," he said, "I am Rauru, first king of Hyrule.

"Oh your that guy that has a marsh or something named after him," Link smiled.

"Yes, you said you are missing your arm?" Rauru asked.

"Yeah, lost it to gloom. Hey, your dead and your arm stayed, can your arm stay with me?" Link asked.

"Well, I thought my wife might want to use it-" Rauru began.

Link inhaled.

"You're both bead, like, man, use your other arm or something, I literally freed you, satisfy your dead wife some how else," Link groaned. "Now gimme."

"Fine, I might warn you, it has magical powers," Rauru began, as his arm stuck to Links uneven side.

"Yay! Less words more building," Link yelled.

"Well there's the fuse function," Rauru began.

"Yay! Sword upgrade!"

"There's ascend."

"Finally! Traveling made easier!"

"Autobuild."

"You need a special rock for that- Zonianite."

"Cool, the thing I put in my old sword."

"Yes."

"Bye! Thanks for the arm."

Later....

"Hey Sonia!" Rauru said.

"You! You were supposed to make dinner! But no you said, to busy! I made it, then that Ganon guy snuck in!"

"Ganondorf."

"Then he killed me! THEN HE KILLED YOU! AND TO MAKE IT WORSE YOU LOST THE ARM YOU STIR SOUP WITH!"