A Hero and his fish ~ Back at it again

Quality Couch Time

Link sat on the chair, fiddling with a stick.

"Okay Link, what did you want to tell me yesterday?" Mipha asked.

"No, it's fine, it's mine now," Link said. "It goes with my hair."

"What, that forehead?" Wave coughed.

"Go screw yourself!" Link said.

"I would but mom's here," Wave shrugged.

"Just show me the thing!" Mipha shouted.

"What, my necklace or whatever Wave has?" Link said.

"THE NECKLACE!" Mipha yelled.

"Oh. Yeah, sure," Link shrugged, tossing it over to her.

"Hmm. It's an opal, very nice," Mipha said.

"Well I wanted to give it to you but you said noooo," Link said.

"Shut up," Mipha glared.

Link hopped up and went to the kitchen.

"Whatcha doing?" Wave asked..

"Banana," Link said.

"Oh," Wave said.

"And biscuit," Link said. "I know you want one, here."

"Thanks," Wave said.

"Where's Trident?" Link asked.

"School," Mipha said.

"Where's Coral?" Link asked again.

"On a date," Wave said. "She has mother's looks and intellect, and you gave me the ugly."

"I swear to Hylia Wave,  saw one more thing and I'll-" Link started.

"Parents! Brother! I have something to announce!" Coral said, coming into the house.

"What is it?" Link mused.

"I'm getting married!" Coral said.

Mipha hopped up and hugged her, and congratulated her, asking questions and other things. Wave replied with "Nice."

"Dad aren't you exited?" Coral asked. Link set down his biscuit.

"Good for you," Link said, getting up to go to the kitchen once again.

"He's the life of the party," Wave whispered. Link made some tea.

"I drink this tea, with honey, rarely I put honey in, only if it's a rare event," Link said. "It is highest honor I can bestow."

"Thanks!" Coral said.

"Link! Hug your daughter!" Mipha said, grabbing his arm, causing him to spill his tea.

"My tea!" Link said, clearly upset. "You monster."

"Give her a hug," Mipha said.

"Fine," Link said hugging Coral. "Congrats."