A Hero and his fish ~ Back at it again

Alternate 2

Link had been at school for five weeks, and people already wanted him dead.

"You don't want to do this," Link said. "I'm stronger, faster, and smarter, don't try me."

"Take his stuff," Parana said. His idiotic friends did just.

"Hey! That pouch was my dad's! Give it back!" Link yelled, being held off.

"Now it's mine," Parana laughed. "Throw him off."

"Weeee!" Link shouted, being thrown off. "Thanks Fish Brains! You killed a man! That's a serious crime!"

"So? Who knows we did it?" Parana said.

"Kayden and Mipha!" Link said. "Hey a bird! Oh Hylia, it's water! Bye bye dimwits!"

Link hit the water with a thud. 

Meanwhile, Mipha sat under a tree reading. She heard a splash. Normally it's to cold to swim. Then she saw a figure's back pop up and down. She saw it was Link. Mipha jumped in, and swam over to him. She balanced him on her chest, and when Mipha got on shore, she became to tired and cold to move anymore. Link, woke up.

"Huh?" he said. He jumped back, his face being only an inch away from Mipha's. He sighed. "My pouch..."

"How in Hylia's name are you okay?" Mipha asked.

"I don't know! I should have died like, ten years ago," Link smiled.

"So they took your little bag? What's in it?" Mipha asked.

"Everything," Link said. "I can fit armor, random items, this huge piece of wood, anything."

"So it's really really special?" Mipha asked.

"Yeah, it was my dads, but don't worry, I can get it back," Link laughed.

"How?" Mipha asked.

"You know why I'm here?" Link asked.

"You got kicked out of your other schools?" Mipha asked.

"Yeah! I and I used the Hylia's sword to do it!"