A Hero and his fish ~ Back at it again

The bush of protection

Link saw Wave sitting in a bush.

"Why are you in that shrubbery?" Link asked.

"I made mom mad," Wave shivered.

"Okay, let me go talk to her," Link replied. A moment later, Link hopped in the bush.

"Hylia help us," Link gasped.

"What did you do?" Wave said.

"I asked her why she looked mad, she through her trident at me. Luckily, I was able to return it to her with my magic hand," Link huffed.

"I forget to clean a dish," Wave said. Link looked at him. "What? She got mad."

Tijo appeared in the bush.

"The hell did you do?" Link asked.

"I made my fiance mad," Tijo said.

"Why is it the woman in our family?" Sidon said.

"Uncle? Why are you here?" Wave shouted.

"I made my wife mad," Sidon said, "I made her eat a raw fish."

"Tijo, you?" Link shrugged.

"I picked up armored bass instead of hearty bass," Tijo said. "You?"

"Said she looked stressed," Link said.

"LET ME IN!" a tiny voice said.

"Trident? What the heck did you do?" Link asked.

"I said the H word," Trident said.

"What? Hylia? Oh, I say it all the time, like I'll teach you. You son of a Hylia, fish lookin thing," Link said.

"LINK! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO MY SON?" Mipha shouted.

"Goodbye my comrades," Link said. "The great red fish has come for me."

"Link, get out of the shrubbery," Mipha said.

"Alas, next time you see me, I'll be partying with Hylia," Link said.

"Better be clean," Mipha growled. Wave laughed. "Wave, get your tail out here to."

"Bye bye," Wave said.

"So we die together," Link said.

"I'm going to kill you, heal you, kill you, then burn your bodies," Mipha said.

"First time?" Link said looking at Wave. "Just follow what I do."

"And that is?" Wave asked.

"This!" Link ran for the water. "Before you hit, climb the water fall! The use the korok leaf you have as a makeshift paraglider!"

Link jumped, and could be seen gliding away.

"Oh Hylia!" Wave shouted, following him. "Bye uncle, bye brothers!"

"See! Death is fuuuuuuuun," Link said.