A Hero and his fish ~ Back at it again

A change of scenery: Part 5:

"Hello, Deku!" Link said.

The Deku tree looked at him then his arm. Link could see the ancient being shudder.

"What's wrong?" Link asked.

"Your arm. I've seen it before. As you know when a Great Deku Tree is chosen from Koroks, it's a great deal," the tree said.

"Blah blah blah, and the great Rauru saw it! Okay? I saw greater things," Link said. "Besides, he's dead, and I'm not. I'm simply, and much, better."

"He was a great man," the tree remembered. Link walked to to use the  bed. "Hey! Hey! No! No! Listen my story!"

"Sorry, it was nice catching up, see you later," Link said plopping on the bed and falling asleep.

Link climbed through a window, and stood in the middle of his house. He saw where Mipha was, and lept.

"Wife!" Link said, latching on the her back. "Huggggs!!!"

"H-hello Linky!" Mipha said. "Could you get off me?"

"NEVER. I stay," Link said, pulling her closer. "My wife."

"You're happy," Mipha commented.

"Because didn't have to see fishy face over there," Link said, pointing at Wave.

"Excuuuuse me for being grumpy and lonely. I have no social skills because of you!" Wave grumbled.

"Loser," Link said, getting on his feet, lifting Mipha in the air. "Come along wife!"

Link walked out the door. He stood at the foot of the cliff. Holding Mipha in his arms he said something. (For reference, he was holding Mipha like a person does to their newly wed, except Mipha had her arms in her lap)

"Kiss, or I let go," Link said.

"What?" Mipha asked. Link let go. "LINK! WHAT IN Hy-"

Link had caught up to her, mid air.

"Found some heavy boots," he said, crossing his legs midair. He went speeding ahead of her. "Water, I'd prefer you softer," Link said, throwing a rock at it. "Thanks. Oh, and Mipha?"

"YEAH!" she screamed.

"I'm happy to be back."