A Hero and his fish ~ Back at it again

Therapy

"Hey Koco?" Link asked.

"Yes Link?" Koco responded.

"Do you think we should just do something with our lives?"

"What do you mean our lives? I have a multimillion rupee business, you have a wife, and Wave has nothing."

"Man I'm depressed," Wave said.

"What's wrong?" Link asked.

"My date stood me up," Wave said.

"Ha, the only date I ever got with a person was Mipha, never got turned down," Link said.

"What's your idiotic brain talking about? You asked me and Impa out," Purah said.

"I WAS FIFTEEN, SHUT THINE MOUTH HOLE," Link said.

"Well, I have a business to run," Koco said.

"I have to study some more," Purah said.

"Oh hey! My date didn't turn me down!" Wave said.

"Well I'm here by myself. Might as well spend time with my wife."

Link walked inside.

"Mipha! I need healing!" he said.

"What is it now?" Mipha sighed.

"It's emotional," Link said.

"Go to our room," she sighed, following him in. "Listen, I'm only doing this because your sad."

"Okay."

"Lie down."

"Sure."

"Spread out your arm."

"Got it."

Mipha hurled a trident at his head.

"There, now you're scared. No longer said."

Link walked of the room, while Wave walking into the house.

"Thanks for the physical therapy," Link said.

"Mother! What did I walk in to?" Wave said.

"She gave me head," Link said, as Mipha put a hand to her head.

"You need to stop wording things weird," Mipha sighed.

"No," Link said. "I said what I said, and I'll say what I said," Link said.

Link made tea. He put honey in it. He likes tea.

"Dad, you drank almost a gallon of tea outside, isn't that enough?" Wave asked. "And if you all are wondering, it was her sister telling me what an idiot I was for believing her."

"No and good."