A Hero and his fish ~ Back at it again

Okay, so lets start over.

Mipha's children were starting school.

Links children had left to learn random crap.

To Mipha, it was a blessing.

To Link, it was annoying.

Mipha was angry with Link for not agreeing.

Link did not notice.

Mipha needed a brake.

Link wanted her to stay.

Mipha yelled.

Link left to help.

Mipha was sad.

Link was confused.

Mipha was crying.

Link was walking.

Link learned he was not part Zora, and would not live long.

Link left for Hatino village. He decided to help Purah.

"Hello," she said. She wasn't getting any younger to. "I see Mipha kicked you out."

"I don't understand, I just don't want the kids to leave, they're so young," Link sighed.

"They are Zora, idiot. They grow faster," Purah laughed. "Help me with this."

"What is it?" Link said looking at the machine.

"It has enhanced a Sheika machine that does something," Purah said. "But, I need something special to make it work."

"Maybe you're not putting it on right," Link said picking the Sheika slate up off a desk, making Purah argue, "If it doesn't work, at least we know."

Link placed it on the pedestal, and to Purah's surprise it began to glow.

"Okay lets activate it!" Purah said. "And I'll test it!"

"Wait, Purah no!" Link said as she pressed a button on the sheika slate. The machine began to glow, but soon Link noticed something was wrong. He jumped in front of her just in time as the machine blew up.

There was a knock on the door. Mipha opened it.

"Hello?" she asked. "Hello?"

"Hi sweety!" a child's voice said. Mipha looked down to see a Hylian child about five or six of age.

"Are you looking for your mother?" she asked.

"Great goddess Mipha! Are you blind? You know me!" the kid said.

"Are you confused, or playing a trick on me?" Mipha asked. The kid hugged her leg. "Please stop."

"Never!"

Mipha lifted up the kid and stared at him.

"Why are you doing this?" she asked.

"Because I love you!" He said wrapping his arms around her neck. He kissed her. On her fish lips.

"Ew! You're a little kid!" Mipha gagged. "What's your name anyway?"

"Link, at your service my wife!" he said.

"Ha ha, very funny, now go run home," Mipha said. 

"I am home!" he said. "How can I prove I'm your husband? Yes! The zora armor!"

The little kid pulled out a large cloth with metal attached to it. He put it on.

"Maybe I just have to grow into it. Darn," the kid said.

"Yeah and if only you had a wedding ring, I would believe you but you don't, so bye bye," Mipha sighed.

"That's genius! Here look at it! My fingers are smaller so it has to be  two, but you get it," he said holding out his hand. "Oh! And the Master sword is little to, to match it's master."

He pulled out the sword.

"It all makes sense, but you're not my husband," Mipha said.

"Well here see Mipha! I am your husband. I was annoyed that the kids left to school, we were having arguments, and I road that Lynel, but you complained I should have done it to you," he winked.

"Great goddess, you are Link!" Mipha gasped. "But how did this happen?"

"Long story."