A Hero and his fish ~ Back at it again

Alternate #4

Just then, the door burst open, and Sidon was revealed.

"Link! The king of Hyrule needs to see you now!" Sidon panted. Link walked out the door, wondering what it was. He hadn't broke any laws in a while, so that took it out.

Seeing the king of Hyrule, to say the least, was underwhelming.

"Ah, Link," Dorephan said. "Roam has come to see you."

"Yeah?" Link said, sitting on the floor, uninterest. It was just another try to get him to train Hyrule's forces. B to the oring.

"Link, the Calamity is about to rise," Roam said, distressed "You have the Master Sword, the sword that seals darkness, you have to help.

"What's in it for me?" Link said, causing them to look in shock. "Joking, just give me that Hylian Shield I've heard about, that new Ancient Armor made by the mad man, and a hearty meal."

"Done, please just save us," Roam pleaded.

"Okay old man," Link said, walking away. "Oh, and Dorephan?"

"Yes Link?" Dorephan asked.

"Your daughter's pregnant, and unfortunately, it wasn't me," Link said, falling into the water, giving a salute, and proceeded to swim most of the way to Hyrule Castle.

The glowing orb pulsed with evil, and Link could see the beast moving around within it.

"So this armor causes it's attacks to do less? Cool," Link said, staring at the ugly helmet. "I'm going to replace this with the Barbarian Helmet, and the pants, the Hylian Leggings, this doesn't feel natural."

"O-Okay!" Zelda said. Link showed back up a few minutes later.

"Hmm K, bye!" Link said shooting an arrow at the giant cocoon. It burst open with malice, and a horrible creature fell through the floor, and into a hole at the bottom. "Neat."

Link jumped into the hole.