" don't go ! i've scared you! i've said too much. I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love! " i recited the words that chandler was saying on the episode of friends we were watching with the guys and oaks.
" here she goes. " walid mocked me.
i shrugged my shoulders. they all knew my obsession of friends. currently we're taking a break from the fame and spotlight by spending a whole week indoors. we got stocked up on snacks and food that we would need to make this worth while.
in the midst of watching friends my phone began ringing and i checked to see that it was my new manager. i had to fire my old manager because turns out she was leaking stories to the press and she leaked where mine and oakley's location was during the whole mob, smoothie, fan incident.
" it's lola " i told oakley.
he groaned, " don't pick up, we're on vacation. "
i laughed in response knowing that he knows with out lifestyle thats not how it works. i hit answer on the call walked upstairs to oakley's bedroom that i was sharing with him while we were in the u.k. " hello? " i spoke into the phone.
" hey tori, im calling to let you know that ya girl britney spears posted about you. "
" WHAT. WHERE? "
" on her instagram! she did one of those weird dancing videos to your song. she was fr spinning in that bitch. "
" weird? THAT SHIT IS ICONIC. " i was flipping the fuck out. i know most girls would be dying if beyonce or nicki minaj commented or made a video to their song but britney spears has my whole 2000's heart. ( a/n fr tho i LOVE britney. )
after me and lola got off the phone i legit SKIPPED downstairs and hopped back in my seat happily while going on instagram. everyone did look at me weirdly because why tf am i so happy but i just went on britney's instagram and i saw the video and yUH that bitch was SPINN-ING to my song.
" AHHHHHHHH. " i squealed out which made wadz fall off the couch and everyone else jump.
" what the fuck? " walid asked.
" babe wtf happened? " oakley asked.
i just connected my phone to the tv through apple tv and played them the video. they all stared blankly at me. of course.
" okkkkk? " wadz began saying, " so i fell for no reason then? she's old news. "
" bieber's old news. " oakley mumbled STILL throwing a fit. but shit i get it , if it this was reversed and it was him and madeline i would be PISSED. ( a/n i also love her too. )
" do yall not understand how iconic britney was in the early 2000's? " i began, " every celebrity you see now has NOTHING on britney. she really RAN the 2000s, to the point that paparazzi laws have even changed because of her INFLUENCE. think about that next time you're being swarmed by those vultures. " i gave a short speech to all of the boys.
they shrugged before oakley spoke up, " yeah for her time tho babes. times have changed, she was a big ting 20 years ago. " and all of the other boys agreed with all of them beginning a chorus of " facts. " i mumbled a quick whatever. the girls that get it .. get it.
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