"Can you lift your feet up please?" You leaned against the broom.
Loona rolled her eyes then lifted up her legs. You swept underneath her and then turned to get the other side of the room.
"Y/n! Come here!" Blitz sounded annoyed. You sat the broom down and dusted yourself off before entering Blitz's office.
"Yeah?"
Blitz put the phone on speaker, "Alright Stolas, she's here."
Oh jeez.
"Why hello Y/n, haven't heard from you in a while. How come you're not picking up my texts?"
"Y/n lost her phone privileges, now what do you want?"
"Why did she lose her privileges?"
"Stolas, why the fuck did you call?" Blitz got closer to the phone.
You let out a sigh of relief.
"I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!"
"We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die."
"I'm a janitor." You groaned.
"Trust her on this one, she got hurt trying to run away from a woman with big tits and a shotgun."
"Because I'm a janitor!"
"Don't fight darlings. But i'll pay you-"
"Pay me what?" Blitz interrupted.
"Moneyyy-"
"Done!" Blitz happily slammed his phone down and grabbed out a megaphone.
"Blitz I don't know how to fight."
"I doubt he needs us but hey, money!" He started talking through the megaphone.
"M&M get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!"
Moxxie opened the door, "Loo Loo Land?"
Millie practically threw herself in the office, "Loo Loo Land!"
"Loo Loo Land!" Blitz harshly grabbed your shoulders and shook you.
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Everyone somehow managed to fit in Blitz's van. They all got out and stretched since it was so cramped in there.
Blitz walked over to Stolas, "Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?"
Octavia tried to get her dad's attention but Blitz interrupted her. "If you try fuckin' my little ass and make Y/n watch in that park, I swear to--"
"You are so cute when you are serious!"
Blitz groaned and turned to you, tapping your foot up and down.
"Nervous?"
"What? No. Last time I joined you guys I got hurt."
"I told you I didn't mean to choke you until you passed out-"
"Not that you retar-... dumbass. I twisted my ankle and couldn't walk for two weeks."
"Oh right. Well try not to hurt your weak wittle ankles." He teased.
Millie was excitedly telling Moxxie about this place. She was jumping up and down and pointed at the things she remembers when she was a kid.
You smiled at Millie before turning your attention to Octavia and Loo Loo the mascot.
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Addict (Blitz x Reader)
FanficYou've been living out on the streets and with no place to go you decided to visit your old friend again, Blitz. Right whenever he first created I.M.P., he brought you along to steal Stolas' book, and let's just say you're in that transaction as wel...
