"You Don't Like Food As Much"

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Mom: you need to do the dishes tomorrow. There is no skillets to make anything with.

Me: we could make...toast...

Mom: but your brother likes food, and you don't like food as much.

Me: *shows emotion for the first time that night* WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU DONT LIKE FOOD AS MUCH?!?!"

Mom: you never eat what I cook.

Me: cook better.

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