You want to know what I hate? Do you really?
I hate when I eat popcorn, then some if that shit gets stuck in my teeth.
Like, what the fuck?! Is it fun to be there?
And what worse, is when it stays there for a while, it starts to hurt like hell. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anyways, what's worse is when its stuck at the back of your throat. It hurts worse. And, even when you get something to drink, it still hangs on.
IT. HURTS. LIKE. A. MOTHAFUCKA.
"There. I think I made my point. "
~Patrick Star

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Those Things...
AcakJust a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD