Me: *sleeping*
???: *crawls in through window*
Me: *mumbles in sleep* Jeff...Ben...Bae...
???: *is confused*
Me: *stands up and grabs knife hidden under my pillow* *is still asleep*
???: !!!
Me: *swings knife around and gets the mystery person*
???: WHY YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!
Me: *wakes up* *sees Jeff holding his arm*
Jeff: *glares*
Me: I thought you were someone else. I'm sowwy. *hugs Jeff then fixes the cut*
Jeff: *acts bored*
Me: HOLY SENPAI JEFF WAS GOING TO KILL ME!!!
Jeff: yah, sure, if you want to think that...
Me: hmm?
Jeff: nothin...
And this is why you don't attack me in my sleep. REMEMBER.
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Those Things...
RandomJust a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD
