Those Things...

Scenarios!!!

~<BIRTH MONTH/ FAV MONTH>~

Jan- I poked
Feb- I laughed at
Mar- I got a piggyback ride from
Apr- I tickled
May- I killed
Jun- I kissed
Jul- I tackled
Agu- I sent a Pikachu to attack
Sep- I hugged
Oct- I fell in love with
Nov- I shared a cheesecake with
Dec- I went skiing with

~<FAVORITE COLOR>~

Red- Jeff the Killer
Blue- Slenderman
Green- BEN DROWNED
Yellow- Masky
Orange- Hoody
Purple- a dirty hobo
White- a pogo stick
Black- One Direction
Other- The creator of (insert favorite pop here)

~<BIRTHDAY>~

1- because I felt like it.
2- because I was forced.
3- because Slendy told me to.
4- because (insert favorite tv show) said its the next best thing.
5- because it was true love. (This maybe rigged)
6- because I thought "Why not?"
7- because the Cookie Monster told me to, or else he would eat my cookies.
8- because my bunny pooped in my moms hand.
9- because Jane tried to kill me.
10- because Taylor Swift said she would sing a song about me.
11- because Senpai offered me chocolate.
12- because Squirtle used water gun on me.
13- because I murdered Albert Einstein.
14- because I attacked that bush.
15- because Obama wasn't here.
16- because the world was ending.
17- because my favorite flavor is 7.
18- because Katniss Everdeen volunteered as tribute.
19- because Spongebob would be proud of me.
20- because Echosmith promised me a lollipop.
21- because 9+10=21.
22- because Patrick Star thinks so.
23- because my feet were cold.
24- because pizza cake is better than cake.
25- because my BFF is a dragon.
26- because I understand life.
27- because I understand what this means- 38;83@1$;848
28- because I can't count.
29- because my dog ate my trumpet.
30- because my lizard's name is Alfredo.
31- because of blueberry flavored unicorns.

~<OUTCOMES>~

Mine is "I kissed Jeff the Killer because it was true love." Told you it was rigged. XD

My brothers is "I tickled Slenderman because my dog ate my trumpet."

My moms is "I sent Pikachu to attack Slenderman because I can't count."

My dads is "I went skiing with Slenderman because of blueberry flavored unicorns."

My dogs is "I laughed at One Direction because I attacked that bush." (That makes sense...)

My other dogs is "I got a piggyback ride from One Direction because my feet were cold." (I'm using fur color)

My Gannis' is "I tackled Jeff the Killer because Jane tried to kill me."

My Momaws is "I killed Hoody because Obama wasn't here."

My cousins is "I went skiing with a dirty hobo because the Cookie Monster told me to, or else he would eat my cookies."

What was your outcome?