Me: *wakes up*
Mom: *has bucket of water* hey Lorina...
Me: *is mostly asleep* yah?
Mom: come outside, the llamacorns want to speak with you.
Me: ok... Will king llama be there? *outcome of dream I had the night before*
Mom: uh, sure.
Me: *follows mom like a zombie, not paying attention to what's in her hands*
Mom: stand right there, I'll go get them. *gets the rest of my family, everyone has a bucket of water*
Me: *is starting to wake up but not enough to realize what's happening*
Mom: ok, Lorina? Just so you know, your cousin has challenged you to the cold water challenge.
Me: ok...
Mom: so, here goes!!!
Everyone: *throws water at me*
Me: IEIXJWOSBWOXOALWPDBDNCIDEIDJEISBEJDISI!!!! WHAT THE FU- I mean, good morning mother... *creepy voice while glaring at my mom*
Mom: *had video camera* ^.~
Me: *glares*
Don't wake me up just to throw cold water at me. Or I swear, your throat will be torn to shreds. Your organs will be splattered against the wall. Your eyes will go with my eyeball collection. And finally, your body will be nailed to your mothers house and left there for her to find it.
:3
YOU ARE READING
Those Things...
RandomJust a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD
