Me and my mom was talking about a teacher that died this year (RIP Vicki Cottrell) and she cracked a joke. She didn't hear me say the part about 'Back when she was alive...'
Me: I TOLD YOU SHE DIED!!!
Mom: No you didn't!
Me: YEAH, I DID, I SAID 'Back in 6th grade, when she was alive...'
Mom: well, sometimes I just mentally block you out.
Me: *stares* *walks up stairs to attic*
Mom: come back here and let me love you!
Me: your treating me like a puppy you just kicked and now your screaming 'COME BACK HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU!!!'
Mom: come on!!!
Me: I'm a kicked puppy. T^T

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Those Things...
RandomJust a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD