Those Things...

My brain is dead. -_-

Potatoes flew across the great expanse of narnia, causing Jeff to flip. Once that was done, BEN jumped on Jeff and pulled his hair. Jeff flipped Ben off of his back and turned into a llamacorn, causing me to cry. I hugged the llamacorn, hoping Jeff would return. It was then I realized that Jeff was behind the llamacorn the whole time. So, I tackled Jeff to the ground and licked his face.

"Dafuq?" is how he responded.

"I'm cleaning your face of all the blood," I say. My cat ears and tail then becomes apparent, and Jeff realizes that I am a neko.

~<3rd person>~

The foolish child runs around, tail swaying behind her. She giggles when the neko Ben shows up, and she then tackles him to the ground. She bites his ear softly, causing him to groan.

"I told you not to bite my ear."

"I felt like it," the child responds, prancing into another undiscovered part of Narnia. As if by magic, she is slapped with a potato, and to think they thought it was over.

The flying potatoes then return, only, now they are self conscious. They start to pelt the two nekos. Jeff then runs in to save the two, only to be scared off by Blake Shelton. Blake runs to the nekos and kicks the two, causing them to hiss and run away. Lorina runs to find Casey-her tiny kitten sibling-and protect him from the antagonist. Blake then gets ran over by a giant Skittle, the Skittle that once fed millions. So, Skittle the Skittle was the protagonist. As if the story wasn't over, another character pops up. Bella, the new neko, showed up bringing Lost Silver. Then, Destiny came and brought her Boyfriend Bentley. Lorina looked between the two Bens, confusion spread across her face. She just shakes her head and walks away, to caught up in fangirling over Jeff, Ben Drowned, and Lost Silver. Bella walks off with Lorina, and the two fangirl together. Destiny and Bentley stare at each other, confused at the scene playing out before their very eyes. Skittle comes over and runs over Lorina and Bella, the two flattened like pancakes. Jeff and Silver runs over to make sure the two are alright, but to then be crushed by the same one that crushed the nekos. Ben starts to chase his tail, oblivious to the four murders that were just committed. Destiny and Bentley run in the opposite way, not wanting to be flattened. BEN is the only one left, and he then looks over to the four flattened people and nekos. Ben walks over, then smarter than the four pancakes, eats Skittle to ensure that he lives. Ben then stares at the four and cry. His tears are those of blood, and the blood brings them back to life. Lorina kisses Ben on the cheek and Jeff gets jealous. So, due to that, Lorina kisses Jeff on the lips, causing the raven-haired boy to blush. BELLA and Silver run into the sunset, with Ben, Jeff, and Lorina following them behind on LLAMACORNS.

On LLAMACORNS. HOLY SHIZ THAT'S AMAZING.

What did I just type? XD I guess it matches the picture...? I haven't had pics that suit the chapter in forever. ^~^