Me: SOS. S for Spongebob, and S for Sandy!
Mom: what does the "o" stand for?
Me: *thinking* S) Spongebob... O) on... S) Sandy... HOLY SHIT!!! AHHH THE MENTAL IMAGES!!! *laughing my ass off*
Mom: well? Why are you laughing?
Me: Spongebob...! Sandy...! *can't breathe*
Mom: wh-oh... LORINA!!! You have a dirty mind like your father!!!

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Those Things...
RandomJust a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD