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Me: SOS. S for Spongebob, and S for Sandy!

Mom: what does the "o" stand for?

Me: *thinking* S) Spongebob... O) on... S) Sandy... HOLY SHIT!!! AHHH THE MENTAL IMAGES!!! *laughing my ass off*

Mom: well? Why are you laughing?

Me: Spongebob...! Sandy...! *can't breathe*

Mom: wh-oh... LORINA!!! You have a dirty mind like your father!!!

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