I guess I'll just have to do some roleplay with myself. 😈
Me: *is a llamacorn*
Jeff: *isnt a llamacorn* :(
Me: JEFFY I'LL MAKE YOU A LLAMACORN!!!
Jeff: I never said-
Me: *makes Jeff a llamacorn*
Jeff: why do I taste the color purple?
Me: because my friend Manar said to.
Jeff: who?
Me: IMAGINATION!!! *is Spongebob*
Jeff: -.-
Me: :3
Jeff: I hate you. -_-
Me: its okay, because I love you.
Jeff: ...stupid fangirls...
Me: :D
Jeff: y u so optimistic?
Me: y not?
Jeff: *throws snowball*
Me: D: How did you do that? There is no snow outside!
Jeff: its like you said. Imagination.
Me: oh yeah. *builds a snowman that looks like BEN*
Jeff: why is it BEN? *stabs snowman*
Me: NO YOU STABBED HIM YYYYYYY!!!
BEN snowman: *falls over*
Jeff: because BEN is a perv. -.-
Me: ;-;
Jeff: can I leave now?
Me: no. *chains Jeff to the wall*
Jeff: Dafuq?
Me: :3 only because you destroyed my masterpiece.
Jeff: I could help you build him again. Dayum.
Me: I don't need you. *builds lots of snowmen that look like BEN, Laughing Jack, Homicidal Liu, Hoody, Lost Silver, and Jeff*
Jeff: what is this? All the CreepyPastas you have crushes on? XD
Me: n-no!!!
Jeff: THEY ARE!!! XDDDD wait... So that means you have a crush on me AND my brother?
Me: what can I say? You look alike. :3
Jeff: -______-
Me: I have a crush on all of them EXCEPT LJ. It's just, when I was little, I had imaginary friends because I was a weirdo, and he was one of them. To think this was before I even knew about Slenderp.
Jeff: to think he could've killed you.
LJ: why, if it isn't my little buddy!
Me: JACKY!!! :DDDD
Jeff: shit... SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! *is still chained to the wall*
Me: Jacky, we should make snowmen!
LJ: why is Jeff chained to the wall?
Me: because he had stabbed my first snowman, and I had to make another one. So, I punished him by chaining him to the wall.
LJ: haha Jeffery is chained to the wall XD
Jeff: don't call me that! D:
Me: *unchains Jeff*
Jeff: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT!!!
Me: *wins*
LJ: haha
Jeff: how...?
Me: *wins everything*
Jeff: I'm done. *walks away*
Me: *still wins*
LJ: and that is why we never let Lorina roleplay.
Me: Lorina? This has been InSaNiTy the entire time Jacky!!! I just used some of Lorina's crushes and you instead of my crush.
LJ: WHO IS IT InSaNiTy?!
Me: maybe one day.
LJ: ...wat...
Lorina: huh? Where am I? OH MY GOD ITS JACKY!!!!
LJ: yup. B)
And.........I'm done. XD
YOU ARE READING
Those Things...
De TodoJust a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD
