Psst! Hey you! Yeah, you there behind the screen!
Come closer! Well, not to close, you might hurt your eyes... Anyways, I have a secret!
(Your response)
Yes! I think... A very secret secret!
(Response)
No, you can't tell anyone. If that's what you said. If you said anything else, then...okay.
(Response)
I'm sorry I can't read minds yet, so...
Anyways! My secret!
I love lemons.
(Your response)
NO!!! NOT THAT KIND!!! THATS DISGUSTING!!! I MEANT THE KIND YOU EAT!!!
You quazy quack!
*mumbles* lemons...dirty readers...nosebleeds...tissues...

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Those Things...
LosoweJust a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD