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Those Things...

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Just a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD

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WHALE DEN.

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by InSaNiTy_At_LaSt

by InSaNiTy_At_LaSt

OH MY GOD WHO WANTS TO GO KILL SOME HATERS?!?!

Right after some ice cream. XD

"Potatoes."
- @destinycanterbury00

"Why fly when you can fall?"
-Me

"MY FOOT IS ON FIRE!!!"
-Probably something Jeff the Killer yelled when he was set on fire.

That one was mean. 😞 whale, I am mean. 😈

"LORINA STOP POKING ME!"
- @JessMiracle (I think that's her username idk I just know she yelled that when I wouldn't stop poking her in class. XD)

"I want to lick a sledgehammer."
-Miley Cyrus

"My mom ate my turtle!!!"
-Freddy from iCarly

"Who invented marshmallows?"
-Fred

"It may be dumb, but it is also stupid."
-Patrick Star

"Who you callin' Pinhead?"
-also Patrick

"Chug it."
-a different guy named Patrick (he plays a tuba in marching band)

"KAWAII!!!" (Idk how to spell it)
-My section leader in the marching band. What makes it so funny is the pose HE did when he yelled it.

And to think I had a crush on him. XD

YOU REPEAT THAT ANYWHERE I WILL FIND YOU. YOUR BRAIN WILL BE PULLED APART AND I'LL JUMP ROPE WITH IT. OKAY?!?

Okay. :3

"This show makes my brain hurt physically and mentally."
-Me while watching "Brain Games."

"...so I helped her forget."
-I wrote that in a story once. It was a horror story. My brother read it and thought I had mental issues.

I DO NOT HAVE ANY MENTAL ISSUES. I DO NOT CARE WHO SAYS I DO, I DONT.

Anyways...

"Waffles."
-Gir (Invader Zim)

"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!!!"
-another by Patrick Star

"WHEE-SNAW!!!"
-Spongebob.

"Why?"
-a drunk guy at Go-Mart

"Why not?"
-the cashier (aka my dad)

"WOAH BRUH THAT JUST TOTALLY BLEW MY MIND."
-drunk guy at Go-Mart

"Oh, kill'em!"
- @IsabellaJohnson11

That is all. Feel free to use any of them that I said, but others, you might have to ask someone else. Like @destinycanterbury00 @IsabellaJohnson
@JessMiracle
And the ones that don't have Wattpad? I don't know. If its something that you would normally say, go ahead.

But, as I said. I LET YOU GUYS KNOW A SECRET. KEEP IT A SECRET. IF YOU DONT AND IT SOMEHOW GETS BACK TO HIM, I WILL KILL YOU ALL. I. WILL. :)

🔪~<InSaNiTy_At_LaSt>~🔪