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Those Things...

Acak

Just a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD

#bendrowned #cool #creepypasta #frances #futurama #henderson #ijustwantareallylongtaggythingiesothiswillbeitandidontknowiloveyouallandikeepwantingtohitthespacebarbutihavetoignoreit #insanity #jeffthekiller #kyoyaftw #lorina #ouranhighschoolhostclub #patrickstar #potato #random #rants #secrets #songlyrics #spongebob

So, yup.

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by InSaNiTy_At_LaSt

by InSaNiTy_At_LaSt

Are you a blonde? If so, I apologize if this offends you. I am also a blonde, so, yup.

I just have one question: what color hair does spongebob have? Is he a blonde? What about Patrick? Or Squidward? (I know in one episode he was a blonde and I was so confused as to why Squidward was blonde. >.<')

So, how do you know a blonde is dating someone?

A: when there is a buckle print on her forehead.

DONT KILL MEH!!! JEFF, SAVE ME!!!

Jeff: please stop talking to me...

Me: NEVA JEFFERY I LOVE CHU!!!

Jeff: ...no...

Me: *is rejected* Fine, I'll love Ben instead.

Ben: I HEARD MY NAME!!! *snorts some coke*

Me: I LOVE YOU BENNY BOO!!!

BEN: Is that you llamacorn?

Me: sure, its me the llamacorn...

Ben: YAY I LOVE YOU LLAMACORN!!!

Me: *is loved* I LOVE CHU TO BENNY BOO!!!

Jeff: these people are more insane than I am... And that's saying something...

Lol I'm done...