Those Things...

Don't Run On Chickens

Have a potato? Great. You'll need one.

Peel it. Go ahead, I'll wait. *talking to mom* did you get my Dr. Pepper? What do you mean they were out? Since when does McDonalds run out of Dr. Pepper?! *notices you're back* oh, hello precious reader! Are you finished? What do you mean your mother wouldn't let you use the potato peeler? How old are you, 7?

Oh, sorry. Have your mother peel it then. Got it? So, in the mean time, we can chat. How is that leg? Has it been attacked by anymore dogs lately? Oh, look, I think I see your mother returning with a freshly peeled potato.

So, now you have a potato without the skin. What do you think I'm going to have you do? Are you crazy?! Of course your not going to eat it!!! I swear, I'm working with 7 year olds...

Oh yeah. We already clarified that. Sorry!

Next, we are going to grab the googly-eyes and-no, dear 7 year old, we don't need glue. We are not going to ruin the pureness of this potato with glue.

Stick the googly-eyes to your forehead. No, not like that! You need to have them on top of each other!

I'm crazy?! Your the one trying to put googly-eyes on potatoes!!! Hang on, I'll be right back.

*on phone* hello, 922? Yeah, we have a 56-40, kid trying to put googly-eyes on potatoes. Also, a 93-77, kid failing at putting googly-eyes on forehead. (S)he wasn't putting them on top of each other. You'll be here soon? Okay, what should I do in the mean time? Okay, I'll try. Thank you. *hangs up*

So... That potato looks mighty tasty... RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *tackles you and ties you up* that'll keep you in one spot. The potato authorities will be here shortly, bringing the googly-eye brigade.

*they show up* RIGHT HERE OFFICERS!!! I HAD TO PROTECT MYSELF SO I TIED THEM UP!!!

Bye!!! See you in the mental institute!!