Bro: I'm mad.
Me: I'm mad to.
Bro: why are you mad?
Me: cuz I can't see my forehead.
Bro: I'm mad cuz I can't see my chin. *looks down* never mind, I'm happy cuz I can see my nose.
Me: everyone can see their nose, unless your Voldemort (or however you spell his name) and you have no nose.
Bro: *stares at nose*

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Those Things...
DiversosJust a random book about the things that make me laugh. (WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF (but not limited to)) 1.SPONGEBOB 2.CREEPYPASTA 3.REAL WORLD THINGS 4.PEOPLE ON WATTPAD