Shadow: Gotham City is one filled with corruption and crime but when nightfalls it all of the sudden strikes fear into the hearts of even the most evil hardened criminals.
Zero: All thanks to the man who the literal embodiment of fear itself: The Batman.
Shadow: But before he became a legend, he was Bruce Wayne, the son of two billionaire parents Thomas and Martha owners of the multinational Wayne Enterprises.
Zero: Bruce was just your average rich kid living a pretty normal life albeit privileged life but still normal nonetheless. Or at least that was the case until....
We see Thomas and Martha get shot dead.
Zero: ...yeah.
Shadow: Scared by watching his parents die right in front of him, Bruce had one goal: To become the living embodiment of fear to fight against criminals as well as the corrupted system that fails to protect people from the same kind of suffering he experienced as a child. And so he traveled around the world to hone his skills as a fighter and thus Bruce Wayne emerged from the shadows and reborn. And thus the Batman is born. He would devote his life to perfecting his body and mind to become more than human. He would transcend his own morality into legend. A nightmare to haunt evildoers 'til the end of time.
Zero: Holy shit! The goat has arrived, I mean take a look at him he's a multitalented badass. You would think Zoloft and therapy would work but not Bats over here he's built different he's gonna fight crime until the day he dies.
Shadow: Batman's résumé is absurd. He's mastered 127 martial arts including Taekwondo, Muay Thai, Judo, and Boxing and also trained in stealth and assassination, and is a super genius with a photographic memory. He's the world's greatest detective, bar none.
Zero: Like how the League of Shadows needs to keep erasing Batman's memories because he keeps findin' their secret bases. Or the time he found a dead body with no entry or exit wound, and a 40-year-old bullet nearby, and somehow determined it must've been fired backwards in time.
Shadow: Despite being a master marksman, escape artist, forensic scientist, mechanical engineer—
Zero: And ninja!
Shadow: One of Batman's assets stands above them all.
Zero: And bro look at those weapons bro must to be so filthy rich to make all of those cuz damn. Bats has poured his billions into tactical armor and gadgets for every conceivable situation. If there's one word to describe Batman, it's prepared.
Shadow: Made of reinforced Kevlar and titanium, his Batsuit can resist knives and gunfire.
Zero: His cowl comes with night vision, infrared, and a radio, while his utility belt is chock full of smoke bombs, nerve toxins, a grappling hook, and batarangs, which he can control midair and set to explode.
Shadow: Batman is also equipped with many vehicles.
Zero: Sure he's got cool shit like the Batwing and motorcycle, but his absolutely coolest is the Batmobile. Damn I wish I had a vehicle I mean who wouldn't want to drive in a badass car like that.
Shadow: You know you actually have a point I wanna drive a car like that. Perhaps we go ask the others to build some for us.
Zero: Yeah that will be great.
Shadow: While we do that make sure you stay tuned next time for Batman's second opponent, Raven. The one from Honkai Impact 3rd not the one from Teen Titans just in case anyone is confused.
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