Dr. Eggman: Tokyo, capital city of Japan and one of the busiest and largest cities in the world.
Bowser: There are tons if things going on their, Japanese anime, video games, cute girls, nerdy schoolkids, AI utterly destroying woke Western localizers, man-eating canniba- wait, what?
Dr. Wily: Living amongst humans are creatures that are human in nearly every way, except for an exclusive diet of human flesh. These are known as Ghouls.
Bowser: Ah yes the classic the classic man eating monsters where humans somehow gained unnatural abilities at the cost of humanity and feed on other humans for sport.
Dr. Eggman: It was theorized that Ghouls race came to be hundreds of years in the past after an unknown individual first underwent an explosive reproduction of RC cells and experienced a Dragon-like transformation, releasing spores that mutated a number of humans into Ghouls through ROS. And this right here is one of the victims of these tragic circumstances. Ken Kaneki.
Bowser: From birth Ken lived a pretty relative normal life. Well not really he had a piece of shit of a mother who brutally abused him and why Ken here somehow still loves her despite the abuse he went through is beyond me but that's irrelevant because his mother's dead when he reached 10 years old.
Dr. Wily: So he was taken in by his aunt and she was bo better as she would often ignore him as soon as possible and often call him several nicknames.
Bowser: So family life wasn't that great but hey at least he has a best friend at school.
Dr. Eggman: But things would take a turn for the worse in Kaneki's life. When Kaneki went on a date with the beautiful Rize Kamishiro.
Bowser: Now this is the part where the date goes well especially with this pretty ass girl, right?
Bowser: Turns out the bitch was a fucking Ghoul this whole time and attacked and attempted to devour him and steel beams fell on her and Ken.
Dr. Wily: Miraculously, Kaneki survived the accident, but not without a terrible cost.
Bowser: So basically Ken and the Rize bitch happened to have the same blood type, the doctors at the hospital decided to transplant her organs into him. Which may sound good on paper but the bad news was that now Ken is now a Ghoul and has to survive on human flesh and has sudden changes with a fresh shade of black-and-red eye.
Dr. Eggman: But with the help of a fellow Ghoul in a young girl named Touka, and the Anteiku manager, Yoshimura, Kaneki became a Ghoul investigator with a simple goal.
Bowser: Too take down any Ghoul bastard and he has all the abilities he needs to do so.
Dr. Wily: As a Ghoul, Kaneki gained some impressive abilities. His senses were boosted tenfold, his skin was strong enough to resist blades, he became incredibly strong and fast, and he was able to heal holes in his stomach within minutes.
Bowser: But Ken's greatest ability comes from weapon lies in his back. See, every ghoul has their own special organ they can grow from their body, called Kagune! Formed from a special organ in every ghoul these things flow like blood, but are more solid than metal! Ken got Rize's during the whole organ switcheroo and can bring out her Rinkaku at any time!
Dr. Eggman: The Rinkaku are a type of Kagune sprouting from the user's back as several tentacles. Among other types, the Rinkaku is classified as a highly offensive Rc type with its brute strength and regeneration capabilities. However, Rinkaku are relatively brittle and fragile compared to other types, but the regeneration offsets this weakness.
Bowser: Hey guys I just got word from the troops that Shadow and Zero are on their way here.
Dr. Wily: Are you serious? We barely escaped them last time.
Dr. Eggman: Alright looks like we have some stuff to deal with but make sure you stay tuned for the full episode if Eren Yeager VS Ken Kaneki.
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