no hand, no tits, no worries

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from now on, this is how I want these situations to go.


Some person: so like, where's your left hand?

Me: I don't have a-

One of my friends: did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of a left hand? Just like her lack of tits?

Some person: Oh yeah, where are your tits?

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