English teachers: there are no words in the english language without vowels, or the letter Y!
Me:
Crwth
Cwm
Nth
Tsk
Hm
Pst
Shh
Pwn
English teachers: I before E except after C!
me:
Seize
Neighbor
Weird
Neither
Leisure
Foreign
Science
Heirloom
Seizure
Height
Protein
Forfeit
Heifer
English: If you don't know a word, just sound it out!
me:
Wednesday
February
Swan
Phoenix
Should
Business
Science
Sight
Height
Laughter
Shoes
English teachers: never start a sentence with 'because'!
Me:
Because of their low IQs, teachers frequently teach their students a lot of stupid shit.
