Me: *writing on laptop*
Me: wow, i feel like shit.
Me: *Keeps writing for a while*
Me: oh right, I didn't have breakfast or lunch, I had one glass of water at 10am, forgot to take my medication, forgot to message my friend if they wanted to come over on Thursday, and the only nutrients I'm getting are from a stick of gum and the three caramels from that bag I bought last week.
Me: ...
Me: well that's a shame
Me: *continues writing*