Me: Ok, my fave characters from Hazbin are Husk, Angel Dust and Velvette-
WickedBinge: If your favourite Hazbin character is angel dust, you know what it's like to have shitty coping mechanisms and probably some trauma.
Me: ...
WickedBinge: also your opinions on Valentino aren't positive.
Me: ok, but that fucker-
WickedBinge: if your fave is Husk, then you're pretty damn sure you're a jerk.
Me: hoe, have you met me, I am a-
WickedBinge: "I hate people" you say "I don't care" you say.
Me: BOTH TRUE-
WickedBinge: But yeah, you do.
Me: NO I DON'T-
WickedBinge: You're way nicer than you give yourself credit for!
Me: *trying to erase all memories of me being nice from my mind.* NO I'M NOT! I'M A #BITCH!
WickedBinge: you might be blunt at times, sure, but you're also the most likely to jump at the oppertunity to help a friend in need, especially if that need is a good listening ear.
Me: STOP IT-
WickedBinge: You like to invest in perpetually sad characters.
Me: ... go on...
WickedBinge: alternatively, you might just like cats.
Me: MHM. THAT'S THE REASON.
WickedBinge: You don't particularily care about being nice if you like Velvette.
Me: well now I don't know what I'm supposed to be.
WickedBinge: and you care even less if someone else is.
Me: I mean, only to me.
WickedBinge: that doesn't mean you're mean though.
Me: GOD DAMMIT-
WickedBinge: you were probably the kind of kid that rooted for Heather to win total drama island.
Me: world Tour actually. Gwen was my top island pick.
WickedBinge: and you're also into folks with accents.
Me: *coughs in simp for Angel Dust, Cherri, Velvette and Husk.* leave me alone.