I fucking love folks with accents.

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Me: Ok, my fave characters from Hazbin are Husk, Angel Dust and Velvette-

WickedBinge: If your favourite Hazbin character is angel dust, you know what it's like to have shitty coping mechanisms and probably some trauma.

Me: ...

WickedBinge: also your opinions on Valentino aren't positive.

Me: ok, but that fucker-

WickedBinge: if your fave is Husk, then you're pretty damn sure you're a jerk.

Me: hoe, have you met me, I am a-

WickedBinge: "I hate people" you say "I don't care" you say.

Me: BOTH TRUE-

WickedBinge: But yeah, you do.

Me: NO I DON'T-

WickedBinge: You're way nicer than you give yourself credit for!

Me: *trying to erase all memories of me being nice from my mind.* NO I'M NOT! I'M A #BITCH!

WickedBinge: you might be blunt at times, sure, but you're also the most likely to jump at the oppertunity to help a friend in need, especially if that need is a good listening ear.

Me: STOP IT-

WickedBinge: You like to invest in perpetually sad characters.

Me: ... go on...

WickedBinge: alternatively, you might just like cats.

Me: MHM. THAT'S THE REASON.

WickedBinge: You don't particularily care about being nice if you like Velvette.

Me: well now I don't know what I'm supposed to be.

WickedBinge: and you care even less if someone else is.

Me: I mean, only to me.

WickedBinge: that doesn't mean you're mean though.

Me: GOD DAMMIT-

WickedBinge: you were probably the kind of kid that rooted for Heather to win total drama island.

Me: world Tour actually. Gwen was my top island pick.

WickedBinge: and you're also into folks with accents.

Me: *coughs in simp for Angel Dust, Cherri, Velvette and Husk.* leave me alone.

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