Users in r/hazbin: There's too many horny posts here!
Me: ...
Some lines in Hazbin Hotel:
OH HARDER DADDY
From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go to watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!
Sex sells, don't it?
I'll just have to fuck the information out of you
I LOVE TO SUCK-
Oh please baby, this body was MADE to be exploited!
SOME CRACK WHORE WHO FUCKED UP ALREADY
Call me dickmaster
I'm ready to punish some baaaaaaaad boys
I heard he's got two dicks
I'm coming!
Not off camera you're not!
I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see
No bonds stronger than those formed through bondage
Go fuck yourself.
Only if you watch me!
The chest fluff everyone thinks are tits
Porn critic!
And now I am going to FUCK YOU.
What is a donkey show?
You know it, sugar tits!
I can suck ya dick
And touch my paaaaaarts!
Destroy that ass!
Oh noooooo, so many burglars! Whatever shall I do? I guess I'll just have to do ALL OF YOU!
HE BLEW HIS SHOT LIKE THE COCKS IN HIS MOUTH!
Me: You were saying?
