TAX THE RICH

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If you're like me (In which case, I am so sorry.) you may have wondered one or two hundred times 'why do Americans not get free health care?' and 'why are so many Americans overweight?'

So, I did a bit of research, and I now realize there are perfectly reasonable explanations!

I mean, how else could the government donate trillions of dollars a year to the military (More than the amount needed to stop homelessness in America.) and give billionaires and churches the exempt incomes they so desperately need if they were wasting money providing their country's citizens with the basic necessities needed to lead a healthy life?

And why wouldn't they make healthy food expensive and hard to find, and put a McDonalds where you can get a large frozen fanta for two Australian bucks less than a mile from every house?

It's so clear, I can't believe I never realized it before!

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