My mum: you didn't show any signs of autism when you were a kid.
Me as a kid: mum, you put the cheese before the ham on my ham and cheese sandwich. You've made it for my every lunch for the past three years, how do you mess it up?
Me as a kid: i found a stick. Her name is Sharon. If you make me leave her at the beach, I will cry.
Me as a kid: did you know that Bloody Mary was based off Mary Tudor who liked to burn peasants alive?
Me as a kid: *reorganising the toy section at a store.*
Me as a kid: my hand's name is Polly.
Me as a kid: if you could like, only buy me stuff related to Encanto for my birthday, that would be great.
Me as a kid: I'm not making eye contact. I refuse.
Me as a kid: *practising facial expressions in the mirror.*
Me as a kid: did you know that ancient Greeks would load criminals into large bronze bull statue and roast them alive, and their screams would come out of the bull statue sounding like a bull mooing?
Me as a kid: *spinning in a circle for a solid five minutes.*
Me as a kid: is there something wrong with me..?
Me as a kid: here's my presentation on Disney, and the reason I don't name sources is because I did not need to do any googling.
Me as a kid: *subconsciously befriending other neurodiverse people.*
Me as a kid: did you know that Roman's and the Spanish Inquisition would pour molten gold down people's throats as a form of execution?
Me as a kid: *directs, produces, designs sets for and act in a production of the Three Billy Goats Gruff, where I was the only person who knew their god damn lines.*
Me as a kid: ok, but I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with me.
Me as a kid: no, I don't wanna be a lawyer, it sounds terrible. No offence mum who's a lawyer.
Me as a kid: *random silence.*
Me as a kid: did you know pirates would tie ropes around people, throw them off their ships, and drag them around where they're either drown or get torn to pieces by barnacles on the side of the ship?
Me as a kid: can I just, have spaghetti bolognaise for every dinner for the rest of my life?
Me as a kid: *hides in my room and reads at my own birthday party.*
Me as a kid: did you know that Aztecs would make knives out of obsidian which they would then use to perform heart sacrifices?
Me as a kid: *listens to Other Side Of Hollywood on a loop for thirty minutes.*
Me as a kid: did you know that the Roman emperor Nero would turn Christians into candles by pouring hot wax other them, and then would light them at parties?
Me as a kid: *randomly biting my hands.*
Me as a kid: how is saying that I can't focus on something I'm not interested in an excuse? It is an EXPLANATION.
Me as a kid: did you know that Henry the eighth thought he had been sent a horse when he first saw Anne Of Cleves?
Me as a kid: how is it rude to say I don't like the topics I have to make art of?
Me as a kid: there has to be something wrong with me.
Me as a kid: mum, I've gotten too big for this top, I need to buy it again in a bigger size.
