Despite my love for him, this is what I think and interaction between me and Angel Dust would go like.
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Maight aye suggest ya tayk advayntage of tha talentad celebrity ya hayv raight HE-AH!
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Angel, you're a porn star.
A FAMOUS PORN STAR!
Not that famous honestly.
Hoe, you're obsessed with me.
Just because my search history has 'Angel Dust Hazbin Hotel Body Pillow' in it does not mean I am obsessed with you!
It really does.
Go fuck a woman 🖕
Go tell your brothers they matter🖕
Two brooooooos. Singing in an ally way.
DON'T YOU SAY IT!
Five feet apart cause they're
BITCH-
NOT GAY!!!!!!!
OH, AT LEAST I COULD AFFORD TO BUY A BODY PILLOW! SOME FUCKER COULD BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE LOOKING FOR MONEY, AND YOU'D START LOOKING WITH THEM!
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I DON'T HAVE A RESPONSE FOR THAT!
Let's play hide and seek. I hide, you seek professional help.
At least I can do things other than fuck and sing like a queen.
Hey! I have a LOT of hidden talents!
Well they must have been hidden pretty fucking well.
You should clean your room. That way you'll be the only piece of trash in it.
You're the reason I smile. Coz you're such a joke.
You're gonna be stupid rich one day.
Wait, really?
Of course. You're halfway there, now all you need is a job.
I fucking love you you, please just let me put my face in your chest floof.
*Shoots me.*
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL! LITERALLY!
