Definitely bear

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ffs, ATTENTION INCELS ON THE INTERNET, TIGERS WILL KILL PEOPLE WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION, BEARS WILL NOT. THE TWO AINT COMPARABLE.

'If you pick the bear, your pRivIlEgEd'

Well, ok then mister neck beard. HEY! JUNKO FURUTA! GET OUT OF THAT VAT OF CONCRETE, YOU PRIVILEGED LITTLE BEAR PICKER!!1!11!!!!!

I mean, I don't know if she would have picked the bear, as she was killed by a group of men after 44 days of physical, mental and sexual torture at their hands, but I reckon she'd pick the bear.

I swear to fuck, I am sick of this fucking argument. Someone fetch me a bear, I'm fucking done.

"The bear wouldn't gain my trust over time, only to break it, rape me, and possibly leave me for dead, or if by some miracle I did survive, people wouldn't let the bear off scott-free because it has a promising salmon fishing career and a mama and baby bear back in the cave."

VERSUS.

"The tiger wouldn't say my dick is small!!1!1!!1!@!!"

My good sir, why are you fucking a tiger?

"Grrrrrrr, men make women feel so unsafe around them that they'd rather have a chance of dying than a chance of getting raped. How dare women!"

shut.

the.

fuck.

your.

mouth.

kyle.

"You don't know if the man's a rapist or a murderer!"

Yeah, Chad and Brad. And you don't know if the bear's a massive, 2209 pound polar bear with bloodlust and an empty stomach. It could be a baby panda bear with a lil cold who keeps doing lil sneezes, oh my god, I want to go watch videos of baby pandas sneezing.

Ok, I did, I'm picking the bear for a chance of that.

Bear 100%. The worst it can do is kill me if I provoke it, and use my meat to feed itself, or any family it might have.

"The bear will kill you instantly!"

THATS THE POINT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.

Would rather be murdered than raped 100%. Plus, a shit load of rapes end in murder of the victim anyway.

People have rallied towns into killing bears literally just because they see the bears.

Meanwhile, JUNKO FURUTA.

JUNKO FURUTA FOR FUCKS SAKE.

IN MY (correct) OPINION, ONE OF THE TOP FIVE WORST CRIMES IN THE PAST 100 YEARS.

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