(Posting this in the bathroom at my school musical rehearsals because I needed to get away from the small blonde bitch who was looking at me like I'm disgusting every time I sing. Like, honey, at least I don't sound like Snow White on helium unlike you.)
Actually got quite a few ships, which is cool.
Also, these are all MY OPINIONS! I'm not trying to hate on your ships, and I'm certainly not trying to stop you from shipping them. I'm just sharing what I think of them, and you can react however you want.
Hamilton
Lams (Laurens X Hamilton.)
Rating: 7/10
Love this ship. I do prefer Hamliza, but this is great. I love their dynamic, and I'm a sucker for historical Lams.
Jamilton (Jefferson X Hamilton)
Rating: 5/10
Ok, I could picture these two having an interesting relationship, but I could also picture them being extremely toxic.
Marliza
Rating: 3/10
I don't get this ship! I guess I could picture them bonding over trash husbands, but let's be real, the most these two would have would probably be a friendship
Pheaker (Phillip X Eacker. Don't know how to spell it, soz)
Rating: 2/10
EACKER FUCKING SHOT HIM
Whamilton (Washington X Hamilton)
Rating: sweet home Alabama/ 10
Washington loves Alex LIKE A SON. THEY LIVE IN NEW YORK, NOT ALABAMA!
Washette (Washington X Lafayette)
Rating: -1/ 10
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Burlica (Burr X Angelica)
Rating: 5/ 10
On one hand, they hate each other (head cannon). On the other hand, they both hate Alexander (At least they do later in the show) and hate brings people together.
Elams (Eliza X Laurens X Hamilton)
Rating: 8/ 10
I love a poly ship, and I could picture Eliza and John being completely fine with a polyamorous relationship as they both seem pretty cool with each other, and Alex would probably be good with it too, as he loves them both.
Jeggy (John Laurens X Peggy. I assume)
Rating: 6/ 10
I think this ship is a thing because their actors were together. But, they do actually have a couple moments together on stage (shown talking in winters ball and Helpless, John literally runs off stage holding her hand at one point) and YES, this might just be Anthony and Jasmine acting like lovesick teenagers, but I'm ignoring that.
Total Drama
GK (Gina X MK)
Rating: 9/10
Ah yes. My beautiful gay children. I fucking loved writing their relationship. They are partners in crime (literally) and I am having so much fun writing them as a villain couple in my second TD23 book.
Malas (Mateo X Silas)
Rating: 10/ 10
They're from my friend Elexa's books.
(I've mentioned her. Read her fucking books.)
They are my sons. I love their dynamic, and how they will always protect each other from their bullshit families. Vincent can fuck himself, because Silas sure won't be any time soon.
Scarlex (Scarlett X Alex)
Rating: 10/ 10
My original ship. Original book. This might just all be their immense sentimental value to me, but I just love them so much. They're so different, but still have so many similarities. My OTP.
Aleheather (Alejandro X Heather)
Rating: 8/ 10
WE. LOVE. A. VILLAIN. COUPLE!!!!!!! They are a less toxic Harley Quinn X Joker. 'How We Will End It' is one of my favourite TDWT songs, and one of my favourite villain songs. I absolutely HATE the writers for what they did in All Stars
MKulia (MK X Julia)
Rating: 7/ 10
Love these two. They better get together in season three, or I'm throwing hands.
My one real issue with them is that they just went from hating each other in season one to being besties in season two. I sorta wish their relationship developed a bit slower, instead of just being...
MK: hey, you know how I nearly got you eliminated last season?
Julia: yeah
MK: well, here's a titbit of advice
Julia: all is forgiven!
Disventure Camp
Jom (Tom X jake)
Rating: 6/ 10
Ok... I really liked these two, BUT THEN ALL THAT BULLSHIT HAPPENED AND THEY FORGOT HOW TO COMMUNICATE AND DESTROYED ONE OF THE BEST SHIPS IN THE DAMN SEASON! GOD, ELLIE WAS RIGHT. THEIR PROBLEMS COULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED WITH A FIVE MINUTE CONVERSATION!
But yeah, really hope they work things out for them.
Jaiden (james X Aiden)
rating: 10/ 10
KVIUDSOW ;LJBSA IXCKJ OSG9AG0\
I LOVE THEM SO MUUUUUUUUCH.
I absolutely ADORE how James would gradually get nicer as he spent more time with Aiden, and they have so many sweet moments.
EXAMPLES
When Aiden didn't wanna take his shirt off while swimming (Possibly because of top surgery scars? Idk, that's just what I thought.) and james is just like 'All good. Just hop in with your shirt on'
When james is just cuddling up with Aiden when they're in the woods and Aiden's scared.
That hug from behind in the horror challenge!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
I love them.
Eggy (Only ship name I could come of for Ellie and Gabby that sounded even slightly normal.)
Rating: 8/ 10
My couple goals. The lesbian icons. I loved all their interactions in season one, and all the ones I've seen so far in All Stars.
Kay, that was Random Shit Friday for this week. Hope you enjoyed!
