Rating every Hazbin character based on their looks.
Charlie: 7/10.
The hairrrr
Vaggie: 9/10.
THE HAIRRRRRRR.
Niffty: 5/10.
Eh. She's cute.
Cherri: 7/10.
THE FUCKING HAIRRRRRR.
Carmilla: 4/10.
I hate this woman, but I was unbiased and bumped her up from a -9999999999999999/10
Mimzy: 5/10.
She's kinda cute. I like her hat.
Rosie: 7/10.
She's that one pretty aunt.
Katie Killjoy: 3/10
She makes me uneasy.
Emily: 7/10
I wanna give cuddles.
Sera: 6/10
Eh.
Lute: mask on is a 4/10 mask off is a 6/10.
I don't get the simps tbh.
Velvette: 10/10.
So gorgeous.
Alastor: 9/10.
The ultimate tumblr sexy man is an ace in the hole, I love it so much.
Angel Dust: 10/10.
His black outfit in Poison is gorgeous, and his hairrrrrrrrrrr.
Husk: 7/10.
Kitty kitty kitty kitty kittyyyyyyy
Sir Pentious: 4/10.
His only points are for the two dicks.
Tom Trench: 5/10
I am completely indifferent to everything about this man, including his appearance.
Zestial: 2/10.
Tf is going on with bro's face?
Adam: mask on is a 3/10 mask off is a 7/10.
I like how his mask-off look is inspired by Alex Brightman (His voice actor.)
Lucifer: 8/10.
I want to hug and kiss and love and cry and scream and make rubber ducks and eat pastries with this man.
Vox: 7/10.
The only thing harder than him right now is not falling in love with this SHIT FILLED SAMSUNG.
Valenti-hoe: 1/10.
I keep seeing people be like "I hate him but he's so hot!" And I'm like "I hate this bald, bad fashion having, spine bending, tiny necked son of a bitch."
St. Peter: 4/10.
THERE RIGHT THERE! Look at that tanned, well tended skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin, oh please, he's gay! Totally gay!
