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Rating every Hazbin character based on their looks.

Charlie: 7/10.
The hairrrr

Vaggie: 9/10.
THE HAIRRRRRRR.

Niffty: 5/10.
Eh. She's cute.

Cherri: 7/10.
THE FUCKING HAIRRRRRR.

Carmilla: 4/10.
I hate this woman, but I was unbiased and bumped her up from a -9999999999999999/10

Mimzy: 5/10.
She's kinda cute. I like her hat.

Rosie: 7/10.
She's that one pretty aunt.

Katie Killjoy: 3/10
She makes me uneasy.

Emily: 7/10
I wanna give cuddles.

Sera: 6/10
Eh.

Lute: mask on is a 4/10 mask off is a 6/10.
I don't get the simps tbh.

Velvette: 10/10.
So gorgeous.

Alastor: 9/10.
The ultimate tumblr sexy man is an ace in the hole, I love it so much.

Angel Dust: 10/10.
His black outfit in Poison is gorgeous, and his hairrrrrrrrrrr.

Husk: 7/10.
Kitty kitty kitty kitty kittyyyyyyy

Sir Pentious: 4/10.
His only points are for the two dicks.

Tom Trench: 5/10
I am completely indifferent to everything about this man, including his appearance.

Zestial: 2/10.
Tf is going on with bro's face?

Adam: mask on is a 3/10 mask off is a 7/10.
I like how his mask-off look is inspired by Alex Brightman (His voice actor.)

Lucifer: 8/10.
I want to hug and kiss and love and cry and scream and make rubber ducks and eat pastries with this man.

Vox: 7/10.
The only thing harder than him right now is not falling in love with this SHIT FILLED SAMSUNG.

Valenti-hoe: 1/10.
I keep seeing people be like "I hate him but he's so hot!" And I'm like "I hate this bald, bad fashion having, spine bending, tiny necked son of a bitch."

St. Peter: 4/10.
THERE RIGHT THERE! Look at that tanned, well tended skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin, oh please, he's gay! Totally gay!

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