How it came to be: We were playing Space Jump in drama club, and one of my friend's prompt was 'your little brother destroyed your lego' or something, and she just screeched 'TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO??????????????' Soooooooo, now we'll just blame 'Timmy' for stuff
How it came to be: Me and my friend Atlas were having a sleepover, and I randomly said 'Imagine fucking Daveed Diggs in a pool full of custard'
(Fuck, off, I'm weird.)
Then he started laughing and crying, and then he searched up 'fucking in a pool of custard' and he was traumatized.
Joke four: DICK PARTICLES.
How it came to be: This one is with Atlas again. I was showing him a little bit of a book chapter, and one sentence was 'FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO BREATHE??????? I MEAN, YOU'RE LITERALLY INHALING DICK PARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' so, now we cackle over that.
Joke five: Bitch I said what I said
How it came to be: EVERY TIME I SAY 'BITCH' MY FRIENDS WILL GO 'I SAID WHAT I SAID' AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Joke six: Chauncey
How it came to be: I bought a little stuffed dinosaur
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Me and my friend (Munchkin. he was in my Hamilton Book) are now his parents.
