Basically short stories with storybots, 352b, and other stuff if I feel like it. [You can make one shot requests if you want! They'll just take a lot of time:)]
"Alright! My night shift is almost over! In five minutes, (and a quick ride to Bay's house to pick up Becca) It'll just be me, her, and Tv! Telenovela Tuesday! My favorite!" Blake said dreamy.
-RING RING-
"Ah, the telephone." Blake said bummed.
He picked it up and answered.
"Blake Garcia, 352b! How can I help you?" He asked happily.
"Hello Blake Garcia." Said a disguised voice. "This is the IRS calling."
"What?" He said confused.
"We are calling to let you know that you owe us 1 million dollars."
"What do you mean? Its not even tax season!" He asked upset.
"Wait a minute, Bing is that you!"
"No this is the IRS speaking!"
"Sure it is.." He said sarcastic.
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"This is our final attempt to contact you, you haven't been paying your taxes recently and we are now going to sue you for the 1 million dollars you owe us in tax money."
"What do you mean? I paid my taxes!"
"We're going to take you to court if you don't pay us the money Blake, don't think we're not willing to do that."
"Okay first, you sound too much like somebody I know for me to take you seriously.
And second, you should know that the official IRS website actually states that they will never call you saying that you owe them money unless they have already sent you a bill in the mail. Which I have not gotten." He said smugly.
"Stop playing around." The voice said. "If you keep evading us like this we'll call the police."
"Oh but police don't do that!" Said Blake in a childish voice. "The IRS website also says that they will never threaten you with legal action."
"Give me the million dollars or we'll send you to jail for tax evasion."
"Yeah, no. That's not happening. I literally just proved that the real IRS won't threaten you with legal action. Why in the world are you threatening to send me to jail?"
"Stop evading everything. You now owe us 1.5 million dollars."
"You are living proof that fraud's not dead." Responded Blake.
"Fine, I'll drop the charges."
"Bout time."
"Under one condition."
"What?" Asked Blake exasperated.
"You give us your credit card number."
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"And if I'll do that, you'll drop the charges?"
"Yes." The voice said, trying not to snicker.
"Alright. I'll give you my number."
"YES!-no, whenever you're ready."
"Got a pen and paper?"
"You bet!..YES!"
"Alright." Said Blake. "MY number is....."
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"Is...."
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"ISSSS.......................
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420, watch the green darling, buh-bye!"
-BEEP-
"Alright, time for Tv!"
Meanwhile...
"Didn't work again little buddy?"
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"No.."
"Maybe you should take this as a lesson not to prank Blake Bing." Bang suggested.
"You're right. I should tell 352b that too. Let me concoct a letter for them."
"Alright." Bang said. He left to let Bing write his letter.
"Dear Bentley and the rest of 352b..."
This is the IRS and you owe us one hundred billion dollars in unpaid tax money.
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