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"You're in dorm room 302. Your dorm mate is.. Tyler— Tadahashi." She hands me the keys, smiling as best she could without breaking a sweat. "Thanks."
For whatever reason, this college started in June instead of August. I didn't care too much but it pissed me off, I guess I cared. Fuck this.
"Yeah. See you around." Taking the sucker from my pocket, I give her a nod, slowly making my way down towards the halls.
"Anybody wanna swap roommates?" The girl laughs, leaning against the wall with papers in hand. "You-" she pushes me back. "Fuck off." I walked away but she'd followed beside me.
"Do you want to swap with me. My roommate is crazy. She's cracked." I shrugged. "Read the top of that paper." She reads it over, and over. "Oh my life is over." She looks like somebody and I cannot figure it out. "Too bad."
Pushing my door open, I found the first thing looking at me was a surfboard.
Wasn't the finest choice but it was better than nothing. "You're a lot taller in person." He laughs. "Very original."
"Just as fucking mean though aren't you. I'm Tyler." Setting my bags down, I watched Sam walk in with the rest of them. "Where do you want them?"
"Anywhere." He nods. Dropping them where he stands. "Great, can I leave now?"
"Yeah, tell my dad to keep his phone on." He sticks his thumbs up. "Will do. Bye mother fuckers- oh, watch it."
"You have a butler?" Tyler laughs. "God no. He's my dad's assistant." Somebody stumbles into the room, knocking into Tyler. Then I watched somebody else walk in.
Clearly pissed at something, I didn't want to deal with it and I'm not really one for fights.
"You're fucking dead-" closing his mouth, I push the guy back. "Not really a friendly approach. Get the fuck out."
He goes to speak, I shove the sucker into his mouth. "I didn't ask. Get the fuck out of my room." He turns to the boy still catching his breath. "This is not over."
"Oh sure it is," I scrunch my nose. "Get over it. Yeah?" Closing the door I turned around. The boy lifting his chin at me. "I could've fixed it myself."
"Yeah?" He nods. "You want me to bring him back? Seems like he's got shit to say still."
"No. Are you from Milton Keynes? That's disgusting." I cackle. "You're funny you know. Cause you're from Doncaster right?" He nods. "Right so then where the fuck do you find the cheek?" Tyler was giggling. "I take it these two places are both pretty different then."
"Not even. Doncaster is basically the same with more people and less roundabouts. Get the fuck out actually." He shrugs. "Okay."
"No way you're from Doncaster, I can smell the trust fund." He scoffs. "Excuse me?"
"You're wearing fucking Ralph Lauren." He scoffs, walking out without another word. "Hey, are either of you throwing parties tonight?" The boy asks. "He is." Tyler grabs my shoulder. "You are?"
"He is. Aren't you Luke?" I shake my head. "That means yes. I'll tell you time and place in like- five minutes." He sticks his thumb up. "Love you." He blows Tyler a kiss. "Oh."
The door closes, Tyler spinning me around. "I know you have a party house. I know you do. You're throwing a party and I'm gonna help you clean it. Please?"
It never took much convincing, but watching him stare like a puppy was a little entertaining. I'm not even sure why. His big brown eyes were just adorable. "Fine."
"Yes!" He throws his arms up. "We are going to be best friends." I gasp. "I've never had friends before. I refuse."
"There's not a chance that statement is true but you know what, I'll roll with it." I tilt my head. "Why would I lie?" He snickers. "Cause you're pretty. I mean, come on."
"Oh." Opening the door to see if there was anything Sam had left outside, I watched the girl from earlier jump out of her skin turning to face me. "Smile, my god. I thought you were about to kill me."
"You're so fucking dramatic. Jesus Christ." Tyler steps out from the door, his smile widening. "Hi." That smile, I know that smile.
Where the fuck have I seen her? "Fuck you." I laughed, smacking his chest as she walked away. "Oh you're fucked mate."
**
"Why'd you make me throw this again?" I asked. "Because this way nobody gives me shit for being Asian again. High school is not being repeated."
"Cut their dicks off." He frowns. "Who says it was only guys?"
"A woman would find something more original to insult you with. Watch this." Pointing over to the girl we'd seen before I lean in. "Shout her over. Not like, politely. Yell."
"Hey! Hero! Get over here!" She storms over. "Who the fuck do you think you're yelling at you insecure little people pleaser." He scoffs out a laugh. "Damn. Hi pretty girl."
"Really?" He holds out a cup. "Why would I take that from you. I wouldn't trust you with my pencil never mind a goddamn drink."
"Bye." I make my way out toward the pool. rolling my cig whilst trying to keep myself out of the way. "Drink?" The girl holds it out with a smile. "You know if you drug me I'll know? Right?"
"Why would I do that?" Smelling the drink I watched her take the cup from me. Drinking a little. "You're so paranoid. I like it. I'm Amelie."
"Wow. Okay." She puts the cup back in my hand. "So do you uhm, do you have any- hobbies-"
"Who are you trying to hide away from?" She laughs but it quickly stopped. "No one, it doesn't matter. I'm just, making friends."
"Tell me so that I can kick him out." She looked beyond confused. "Huh? Why- what?"
"If he's making you uncomfortable then he's leaving. Tell me who he is." She steps back. "Are you pranking me?" I looked around, watching him head straight for her. "Ben Newman?"
"How'd you know him?" She smacks her hand over her mouth. "You! I want you out!" He's not leaving quietly either. "Excuse me? I'm here with my girlfriend."
She moves quickly as he reaches for her waist. "No. You're leaving alone. You either leave now and still go to college or I call in and you're off campus tomorrow. You choose."
"You can't do that." He laughs. "Fine." Taking out my phone. I watched his eyes go wide. "No- no okay I'll leave." I hold my hand over my heart. "Oh aren't you a sweetheart."
Slapping him quickly I watched him step back. "If a girl is avoiding you. Leave her alone. If you go near her again your head will be delivered to your mother's door step with a pretty little bow."
"Whatever. Party sucks anyway." I pout. "Oh I'll be sure to let everybody else know about your shitty opinion. Yeah?" He storms his way out. "Fucking embarrassing. Now go away you're- annoying me."
She laughs. "What a strange man." She walks away, mumbling to herself before she started dancing. "Oh my god what's up princess." He looks up at me. His face not so pleased. "My name is Louis."
"My god your name sounds like it has its very own trust fund." Finishing my drink, I hold out the cup, he frowns, taking it from my hand.
I walked away quickly, hearing him yell something before throwing the cup at my head.
I ignored it, dancing in the group of god knows who. "Oh my god hey!" Hero yells.
I'd just gotten drunker as the night continued, it wasn't my most mature moments to say the least. "First to jump off the roof gets this 100 I just found in my pants!" I yelled. "Yes!"
