"So how exactly do you plan on faking your death?" Zayn asked as he fell into the sand. "One of you is going to shoot me, who's up for it? Come on I know one of you wants to."
"I will." Tyler says. "Yeah? You have to actually shoot me." He nods. "Yeah, no obviously. I can shoot you." I nod. "Okay. He's going to shoot me. I need somebody to help him and betray me." Isadora nods. "I, can help."
"Nice. I called Mason and he's down to help me- Louis. Where the fuck did you go?" He shook his head. "I uh- I'm wallowing in my shame right now so just, don't talk to me."
"What did you buy?" Daisy laughs. "No, no stop." Hero walked over a few seconds after, seeming just as distraught. "What the fuck did he buy, oh my lord."
"I- I need to smoke something." She says, falling against Tyler. "She was sad this morning and so, I took her to do what my dad used to do with me. We were looking and this guy was like, being a dick and he was pissing me off so I, I bought a mansion." He clears his throat.
"What?" He nods. "Mhm, yeah. Beach house mansion. Uh-" he was giggling but he looked like he was scared for his life. "My dad is going to kill me."
"Your dad makes too much money a year to be mad." Marz said. "No, no Marz you don't understand. I just- oh god. I don't even like big houses. I hate big houses."
"You're either going to have to sell it-"
"Ah! No, that's not an option. It's not. It will all go back to him. I can afford it that's not the issue here. The issue is that my dad said I can't keep buying things just because people are being bitchy, this is the fifth time this has happened this year."
"You've bought five mansions?" I asked. "No. No but at least now I have a place for the cars. Oh good I'm gonna throw up."
He screams into his hands, storming off and forcing everybody to stay put. "Your boyfriend's got some issues." Tyler mumbled.
"Hey, I know. But leave him alone. Hero is the house at least nice?" Her eyes go wide as she nods slowly. "Yes. Oh my god it's fucking beautiful. And it's like a five minute walk to campus, three seconds to the beach."
"He hates private beaches." I said, she snickers. "I know, he paid extra to have the beach reopened. I didn't even know you could do that. But yeah so, 50 million is gone. He's got room for about fifteen cars. 10 bathrooms, 10!bedrooms, the kitchen is huge, there's a pool, the view is beautiful."
"Oh god his dad is gonna go ballistic." Daisy whispered. "It's fine. I'll fix it, nobody tells him." They all nodded. "How do you plan on fixing it?"
"I'm gonna pay it off. Obviously." Zayn tuts at me. "How was I supposed to know? Do you have enough to do that?"
"That's really offensive actually. I'm gonna grope you. How about them apples?" Zayn just sat there with the look I can only describe as, a dead bug. "You're a terrible person."
"Gives a boner." I said with a smile. "I hate you." Blowing him a kiss, he rolled his eyes. "Can you go back to being depressed and quiet again please? Louis, leave him. Date a real person. Please I'm begging."
"He likes that." I said, Louis smacking me over the head before he sat beside me. "What?"
"He's just freaky like that." Louis groans. "Shut up or I'll kill you for real."
"Kinky. Guys I think the sun gives me natural anti depressants, I don't think I want to kill myself anymore." Isadora huffs. Falling into the sand just the same as Tyler and Zayn did.
"Did you go surfing?" She nods. "I didn't know you surfed." Hero just said that with a t, Isadora gave her a strange look, brushing past it while Hero stared off into space.
