By the time I finish this fucking boom the date will match up. I'm so sorry. Ive literally been in the hospital it's awful. But I have drafted over my chapters so there's not too many left. Then I have a new one.
"You said what?!" Zayn yells in the hallway. The entire college went silent. "Hey where's Vienna?" Louis asks. "With your dad. We have to go to class or we're never going to graduate."
"I mean, I will. You will. We've actually done the work handed to us. It's those four that won't." Zayn pouts at him. "You're a bitch."
"Okay? At least I know my lefts and my rights, like, what?" I wonder if they're like this in every universe. All they seem to do is spar each other one of them almost dies.
"Guys! Guys! Harry-" Hero stops in her place, catching her breath. "Your- your dad was, seen. He's in town- he has Marz."
"He's done this before, she was out in seconds." She stayed quiet for a second, still catching her breath. "It's different this time. Harry, your dad has her."
"I can get him?" She nods frantically with tears in her eyes. "He has Izzy."
"It's okay. We'll get them back. Don't worry. You need to watch him with your life. If he ends up in this too I swear to god I'll kill somebody." Zayn huffs. "Got it."
"Please stay safe, you text Tyler and Daisy tell them what's happening." Louis smiles. "I'll be fine." He pulls me in for a kiss, which was shocking on its own but then I'd down the stupidest thing possible, I'd opened my mouth.
Rushing off quickly, onto a few feet away as I yelled I love you. I didn't even turn back. I kept myself forward and I did not say a thing.
Screaming into my hands as I followed Hero. "I cannot believe you just did that again. That's the second time you ever done that."
"Oops?" I didn't regret it, I meant it. It's just that he doesn't feel the same so I'm sort of screwed. "Okay how are we doing this? Why did he take them?"
"They meant to take me but they took Izzy instead on accident and I think- they think that you and Marz are like, together." I cackle. "I don't even know what to do. He's trying so hard to push this away and it's hilarious."
"But he took Izzy. Surely he's not like, homophobic." I giggled. "You know what, yeah you'd think he'd be fine with it. But he's not, he tried to kill me over it. He's just oppressed."
"You're laughing about it." I close the car door, turning to face her. "Because it's ridiculous. You know why he hates Louis?"
"No." I can't even say it without laughing. "James rejected him in high school." I cackled as I drove out from the car park. "What?"
"My dad, had a crush, on Louis' dad-" I cackle like an idiot. Giggling to myself because I can never get it to stop. "He liked him for so long and James just- he just, said no. Oh god it's so funny. Fuck, I can't deal with it."
I giggled the whole way there, every time I stopped thinking about it, she'd bring it up again and I'd start again.
I could even go in quietly. He knew I was here that's why he had so many people watching the doors. "You're crying."
"Because it's just so funny." I kicked the office door open. Wiping under my eyes. "What is wrong with you? I have your friends and you're giggling?"
I'd snorted god knows how many times. I just couldn't get over it. I hadn't thought out it for years. "Dad you remember that time that James-"
"Shut up!" He throws the knife, hitting my forearm. It hadn't stopped my laughing. "You remember when he rejected you?" I hold my arm up. "I'm glad I got to laugh in your face about this. It's so funny."
"I killed your friends," he says. "They're dead. You still gonna laugh?"
I did fight it, for three seconds. Wondering if the years of trauma he caused me was about to come to an end in a second. "Oh god it was so funny. I remember Diana telling me about it and she'd almost pissed herself."
"Did you- not hear what I said?" I snicker. "And now I'm dating his son. Oh my god! We've come full circle! Isn't that hilarious?" He wasn't laughing. "Fine. Be a buzzkill."
Shooting his legs, I watched him fall to the floor. "I'll just trap you in a room and keep on talking until eventually you try and kill yourself. Oh god it's still funny."
"Harry did you not hear what he said?" Hero yells. "They're not dead. I can hear Marz cackling like a demon in the other room-"
Turning around I press the gun to whoever it was. Realising it was Louis. "Oh, hi baby."
"They just grabbed us all." He mumbles. "Good, you should hear about this too." My dad screams. "Just drop it!"
"Shut the fuck up I'm talking!" Oh good that felt way better than I'd imagined. "You touch him and I'll shoot you. Come on. Move away."
"You're just waving that around like it's not fully loaded." Louis says. "I just had it against your forehead. Baby I promise you, I know what I'm doing- do not fucking touch him! That's my job."
The guy steps away from Louis, my dad groaning. "My god, you're so dramatic. I barely even shot you."
"You shot both of my kneecaps!" He screams. "Okay? Grow a pair. Take it like a man and some- other really degrading comments. Anyway, baby guess what."
"What?" Hero giggles. "My dad asked your dad out on a date- years ago. Guess what your dad said." He blinks at me. "What?"
"No. Straight up just said no. Like father like son I guess. Both got great taste." I brush the gun under his chin. "Just kill me! Please!"
"Did he- he just said please. Izzy! Did you hear that!?" I'm hoping she did. "I did! Make him do it again- wait! Is Daisy with you!?"
"Yeah she's gonna come get you! Go get your girl then." She runs off. "So what's happening here then? Is he just- dying?"
"He wishes. I'm gonna lock him in a room and just play the smiths on repeat. Oh god I'm so excited." I make my way over, checking him for weapons before I shoot his hands. "Oh my god!"
"Oh my god- please get over yourself this is pathetic. Oh god I can't wait until you die. Your funeral is gonna be great. We're all gonna celebrate. In life and death you with be alone. So excited. You, move him."
"He works for your dad." Louis says. "And I will rip him limb from limb if he doesn't listen. Move him. Now." Louis covers his eyes as the guy shakes his head.
"I really don't have time for your shit right now. You should be glad because you know exactly what was going to happen." I shoot him between the eyes. My head pounding as I step back. "My god, this hurts my ears."
