"So what exactly happened?" Lorelai asked as they ran towards the lake front.
"You want me to tell you the long version or the short version?" Skipp asked her.
"Short version!"
"So basically after Xander explained what happened with your mom, Stone stormed off to confront her and she ended up throwing her drink in the water" Skipp explained before they arrived at the lake front.
"Wait, Where's Stone now?" Vinnie asked.
"Found him!" Xander said before he kicked over a wobbling wooden barrel.
The top popped off as rum spilled over the sand as Stone burped.
"Stone!" Lorelai said as she looked over him.
"Lorrrrelaiii! Hiiiii! Hey, hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em" he replied, obviously drunk as he reached out to her.
"Annnd we lost him" Vinnie said as she rolled her eyes.
Lorelai smiled before she picked him up
"Wait...didn't you say something about mom throwing her drink in the water?" Xander asked.
"Uh....yeah?"
"Why? Is that a bad thing?" Vinnie asked.
Suddenly, a gigantic monster fish emerged from the water. Everyone at the beach that came to see Victoria's show gasped in horror as the beast crushed the stage. People started running away in fear as Vinnie's jaw dropped.
"YES IT'S A VERY BAD THING!" Xander told her.
"Ooooh! Fish" Stone said before the fish's tongue wrapped around his leg.
"Stone!" Lorelai yelled as the fish pulled him closer and closer until it closed it's mouth.
"NO!" She yelled as she turned into her demon form.
She spots a bottle of Stone's rum laying on the sand and immediately got an idea. She grabbed the bottle before she tore a bit of fabric off the bottom of her shirt. She then lights the cloth on fire and throws her first Molotov cocktail at the monster.
*I finally found out what they were called*
With the blast from the cocktail, the fish lost it's balance and fell. Lorelai quickly rushed into the water and started slicing the monster up with her angelic dagger.
"Uh....should we...?" Skipp asked, pointing towards her fighting the fish.
"Nah, she's got it" Vinnie replied before she heard light sobbing.
Looking over, She saw Xander crying as he watched his baby sister fight the fish.
"My baby sister's all grown up" he said with watery eyes and a smile.
Meanwhile, Lorelai pried the fish's mouth open and saw Stone punching its uvula.
"Stone!" She said, relieved as she reached her hand out towards him.
Stone, who was still intoxicated, gave her a high five. She growled before she grabbed his hand and sliced the tongue in half, freeing the both of them. Stone was flung into the air as Lorelai continued to beat the fish up. Stone smiled as he cheered before Xander caught him in his arms. Inside of the monster's mouth, Lorelai punched it's tongue before it spits her out. But even then she continued to wrestle it.
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Ramshackle's Angel
Fanfictiongrowing up on the streets is hard. but growing up on the streets alone in Ramshackle is much worse. But a young lady by the name of Lorelei plans on making it better by opening "The Scrap House" join her and her new friends as they go on crazy adve...
