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After a while of him guessing, Lorelai finally snapped.

"NO! Our shared problem of Scraps in Ramshackle!" She exclaimed.

"Ohh, well that's not a problem."

"Uh, Yes it is. Those Scraps are my people, you know that, right?" She told him.

"Oh yeah, that must be awful for you" he laughed.

"But, these Scraps are people, just the same as the ones who have here" she stated.

"They are not the same. They had their chance but they chose to be the slum-rats they are now" he replied coldly.

"Your wrong. These Scraps made mistakes. Sure, but everyone makes mistakes" she noted.

"People like myself don't make mistakes" the major told her.

"You really think that" Lorelai exclaimed.

"I know that."

She growled as he looked at his watch.

"Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it" he told her.

"Oh, fuck!" She silently cursed as she rushed to present her plan.

"Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes."

I know Rams population is out of control

It's a bad situation

It's taking a toll

If we rehab these people and help all their souls

At my Scrap house-

"Wait! I'm getting ahead of myself!
Right! The winters!

I know you guys come down

Just to clean once a year

And it must be annoying

To schlep all the way there

If they join you here, that trip disappears!

You can wave that job Farewell

It'll be a happy day in Ra-

Let me stop you right there

Save us both precious time

If what you're suggesting is letting them climb up the latter

Oh, they'd rather cross these pearly gates?

Sorry, lovely

But there's no defying their fates!

'Cause slums are forever

Whatever you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better

Now they boil in the pot

'Cause the rules are black and white

There's no use in trying to fight it

They're burning for their lives until we catch them again!

Just try to relax, babe

You're wasting your breath

Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?

Are they winners?

Are they sinners?

'Cause it's cut and dry

Fair is fair

An eye for a eye!

And when all said and done (said and done)

There's the question of fun (fun)

And for those of us with Devine ordainment

Their extermination is entertainment!

As he went around pretending to play the guitar, Lorelai's eyes turned red as she growled.

slums are forever

Whatever you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better

Now they boil in the pot

'Cause the rules are black and white

There's no use in trying to fight it

They're burning for their lives until we catch them again!

Fucking slums is forever

And it's ment to suck a lot

So give up your dumb endeavor 'cause you don't have a shot!

As long as I've got your attention

I guess I should probably mention

That we made the determination

To start a extermination!

"What?!"

Can't wait a whole year to get rip of those runts!

I know it's gonna wreak

But we'll be there in six months!

As he did another guitar solo, he push her out of his office and slammed the doors behind her.

"Um, wait you-you--UGH! SHIT!" She said, defeated as she slams her fist on the door.

🖤🖤🖤

As night fell, Lorelai sadly returned home. As soon as she walked in, Stone ran over and scooped her up in a hug.

"Love! How did it go? Did he listen?" He asked.

Her face fell.

"Oh, he sure did hear it, but...."

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